ASH

[concasse]

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W0 || Saturday

[concasse]

[Sanji doesn't care if it's underhanded or that people might get mad, but he rises bright and early to stake his claim on the kitchen before anyone else sneaks in. At least three other people mentioned that they're proficient in the kitchen -- which isn't usually a problem, but uh. That sure is a more competition when there's only one dingy kitchen on this stupid bus.

So forgive him if he seems a little protective of his spot, eyes shooting up to deliver any stranger a flat stare. Only women get a free pass, and Ash is very clearly lacking the necessary equipment in Sanji's mind]

What?

[voidbreaker]

[ just a thousand yard stare. ]

Shift sideways, I've had enough of clearing people out of cupboards to get to stuff in this place already.

[ bratbats in the cupboard. terrible. ]

[concasse]

[... Still clearly irritated by Ash's presence, but he does in fact shift sideways a bit, enough that the other can enter if he wants. However:]

Slow me down and I'll kick your head in.

[Just. getting that promise outta the way. Lovely personality, this one.]

[voidbreaker]

Stop me from getting at the shit I need, and I'll return the favour.

[ lovely, now they've established that, he's rummaging for s t u f f. ]

[concasse]

Tch.

[That's all the answer he'll give, and immediately sets to ignoring the fuck outta the other blond while he decides on what he wants to make. It seems... well, a little highbrow to make any of his usual dishes... maybe something simple like pancakes.]

Damn, we better have chocolate chips... [He doesn't even like sweet shit that much but stress has warped him into a shell of his former self, he WILL have chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast]

W0 || MURDER DAY

[concasse]

[Just because Sanji isn't looking for Ash doesn't mean he can be found. And perhaps it's no surprise, but he's in the kitchen, having taken up a corner and nursing a cup of coffee.

... Even though he hears Ash approach, he doesn't look up. Just stays seated before he wipes his face with a hand.]

[voidbreaker]

[ coffee is actually a great plan, and ash doesn't actually stop to talk with sanji before going to the counter and pouring his own mug first.

none of this shit can be dealt with without coffee. ]

[concasse]

[Speaking nothing but truths today.

Though given that Ash keeps his silence, Sanji eventually lifts his gaze and watches the other guy move about the kitchen before finally deciding he might as well break the lull first]

Did you recognize any of those shitty voices? It seemed like a couple of people did.

[voidbreaker]

[ he just

siiiiiipppppppppps

the coffee ]

Yeah. The last one. If that asshole's here I'm gonna boot him across camp.

W0 || TRIAL DAY

[concasse]

[Sanji's in the kitchen, same as always.

If there's a difference today, it's just that he's settled for tea instead of food, giving the ceiling a brief stare between sips.

... And his baby tiger is also here, too, slumbering quietly at his feet]

[voidbreaker]

[ afkljdklfhlsghag MARIE I JUST SAW THIS, HEWWO ]

[ the most important thing here is the baby tiger, which gets a look when ash wanders into the kitchen but ... well. there’s not a whole lot of talking right now. does anyone feel like talking after that? ]

[concasse]

[IT'S OKAY I FORGOT THIS WAS MY ENTRY NOT YOURS]

... There's still hot water if you want tea or coffee.

[voidbreaker]

Is caffeine a great idea right now?

[ he says making a cup of coffee anyway. ]

WEEK 2 - monday

[voidbreaker]

[ welcome to the kitchen, where the cool people hang out. ]

Not into the offered spicy menu?

[concasse]

I like spicy as much as the rest of the world, but that shit's just excessive.

[Turning around and giving Ash a nod of acknowledgement]

[voidbreaker]

Where's the fun if all you taste is spice?

[ yo. ash just waves a hand at him. ]

[concasse]

Right?! Tch, no one knows a damned thing about balance here...

[GRUMBLING MIGHTILY as he makes... cookies? Heart-shaped cookies, apparently, given the cut-out tools he's using]

W3 || TUESDAY

[concasse]

[Just jumping straight into it, eh.

Sanji knew the risks coming out of his cabin, and it's why he doesn't bother with surprise and theatrics when the memory envelopes both him and Ash while they're strolling around. If anything, the pirate just arches his brow at the proceedings, listening to the two men yelling at each other once the battle becomes more heated:

"You guys are not my family--"

The only time the real Sanji's expression flinches, and even then, he merely stares directly into the sky until the memory fades and grants him peace.]

Tch. Annoying.

[voidbreaker]

[ gotta love it when it's memshare week, huh? it was sort of a risk to be around anyone on weeks like this, especially if you had shit to hide, but hanging around in the cabin all week was kind of a hellish thought so

here he is

blinking after emerging from someone else's memory. ]

Yeah, I wasn't a fan of this week last time either.

[concasse]

In the castle, we only had to share this shit with one other person.

[A huff of irritation]

So I guess it's open season in camp, huh? Perfect. I'll stay in my cabin the rest of the week.

[voidbreaker]

Lucky you. It was kinda open season back at the mansion too.

Hiding's not a bad idea, but your cabin mates are still there and---

[ and, y'know.

speaking of open season: Sanji's gonna get a lovely quick flash of something that's definitely Not His Memory, followed by something a little more... meaty (00:00 - 02:20) ]

week 4, monday

[voidbreaker]

[ i'm assuming he's in the kitchen because wheremst else would chef boy be? anyway what is up sanji, ash is on the Look Out. ]

[concasse]

[Indeed, he is in the kitchen, ready to prepare some culinary masterpiece I'm too lazy to google for once.

He'll glance over in surprise at Ash, however, since yeah, it does look like the guy is on a mission]

You need something?

[voidbreaker]

Maybe.

[ but he does stop out of interest. because apparently i'm mean, so he's gonna ask: ]

What're you making?

[concasse]

[BEATS YOU UP]

I'll let you know when I figure it out. Sometimes I just throw shit together to see what happens.

[B| No recipe for u]