ASH

[concasse]

will shitpost here later

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WEEK 2 - monday

[voidbreaker]

[ welcome to the kitchen, where the cool people hang out. ]

Not into the offered spicy menu?

[concasse]

I like spicy as much as the rest of the world, but that shit's just excessive.

[Turning around and giving Ash a nod of acknowledgement]

[voidbreaker]

Where's the fun if all you taste is spice?

[ yo. ash just waves a hand at him. ]

[concasse]

Right?! Tch, no one knows a damned thing about balance here...

[GRUMBLING MIGHTILY as he makes... cookies? Heart-shaped cookies, apparently, given the cut-out tools he's using]

[voidbreaker]

[ the. heart shaped cookies are interesting. ]

Burning, extreme burning and mouth on fire are escalations at least.

[ hmm, hmmmm. ] Who're you baking for?

[concasse]

[A grunt of amusement at that first part. And as for the second--]

Everyone.

It's for that task -- I figure making food would count as "affection".

[voidbreaker]

... Huh. Yeah, I guess it could work that way.

[ .... ] I have no idea how the heck you show "affection", isn't it usually all touchy feely? Cookies aside.

[concasse]

[eyebrows... raising a little bit. Like yeah, Ash doesn't seem the touchy-feely type, but--]

Usually, yeah. Hugs. Kisses. Hair ruffles. Bumping your shoulder into someone who doesn't piss you off...

[voidbreaker]

[ huh.





there’s a pause, while ash looks thoughtful.



and then he ruffles sanji’s hair. ]

[concasse]

-- I DID NOT MEAN ON ME!!

[ASH GET OUTTA RANGE bc Sanji's automatic response is

kicky]

[voidbreaker]

[ wow??

he dodges?? just about?? ]

Hey, you suggested it, I'm trying it out!

[concasse]

Like hell! No warning, didn't even take my ass out to dinner first--! I'm not counting that!

[he is shaking his leg threateningly in Ash's direction]

Get over here so I can kick your ass properly!

[voidbreaker]

You're not that expensive, Chef. If it counts towards the stupid tasks then better to get it over and done with.

[ don't? shake your leg like that you look ridiculous???? ]

[concasse]

-- Fine then. We both gotta express affection, yeah?

[Abruptly putting down his leg, expression flipping back into neutrality. Hm. Smells like a trap]

Get over here. Lemme express my endless gratitude~

[voidbreaker]

...........


[ he points at him ]

Hell no.

[concasse]

Oi now, c'mon.

[Taking

a step towards him]

We're all friends here! Maybe I wanna ruffle your hair, too!

[voidbreaker]

[ nnnnnnnnnnnno ]

After that reaction? I don't think so.

[concasse]

[HE'S STILL STEPPING CLOSER, Ash run.

Or punch him.

Sanji deserves either of these options]

[voidbreaker]

[ he



throws a kitchen towel in his face ]

[concasse]

...

[Pulls the damned thing off his head]

See, this is why we gotta work on your people skills, bastard.

[voidbreaker]

Says the guy walking towards me with violence in his eyes.

[concasse]

That's exactly why you don't touch people without permission!

[voidbreaker]

Read the context, we were just talking about how to show affection for a task.

[concasse]

My foot up your ass is affection for all you know!

[voidbreaker]

Mm, I'll pass.