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[Sanji doesn't care if it's underhanded or that people might get mad, but he rises bright and early to stake his claim on the kitchen before anyone else sneaks in. At least three other people mentioned that they're proficient in the kitchen -- which isn't usually a problem, but uh. That sure is a more competition when there's only one dingy kitchen on this stupid bus.
So forgive him if he seems a little protective of his spot, eyes shooting up to deliver any stranger a flat stare. Only women get a free pass, and Ash is very clearly lacking the necessary equipment in Sanji's mind]
What?
So forgive him if he seems a little protective of his spot, eyes shooting up to deliver any stranger a flat stare. Only women get a free pass, and Ash is very clearly lacking the necessary equipment in Sanji's mind]
What?
[ just a thousand yard stare. ]
Shift sideways, I've had enough of clearing people out of cupboards to get to stuff in this place already.
[ bratbats in the cupboard. terrible. ]
Shift sideways, I've had enough of clearing people out of cupboards to get to stuff in this place already.
[ bratbats in the cupboard. terrible. ]
[... Still clearly irritated by Ash's presence, but he does in fact shift sideways a bit, enough that the other can enter if he wants. However:]
Slow me down and I'll kick your head in.
[Just. getting that promise outta the way. Lovely personality, this one.]
Slow me down and I'll kick your head in.
[Just. getting that promise outta the way. Lovely personality, this one.]
Stop me from getting at the shit I need, and I'll return the favour.
[ lovely, now they've established that, he's rummaging for s t u f f. ]
[ lovely, now they've established that, he's rummaging for s t u f f. ]
Tch.
[That's all the answer he'll give, and immediately sets to ignoring the fuck outta the other blond while he decides on what he wants to make. It seems... well, a little highbrow to make any of his usual dishes... maybe something simple like pancakes.]
Damn, we better have chocolate chips... [He doesn't even like sweet shit that much but stress has warped him into a shell of his former self, he WILL have chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast]
[That's all the answer he'll give, and immediately sets to ignoring the fuck outta the other blond while he decides on what he wants to make. It seems... well, a little highbrow to make any of his usual dishes... maybe something simple like pancakes.]
Damn, we better have chocolate chips... [He doesn't even like sweet shit that much but stress has warped him into a shell of his former self, he WILL have chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast]
[ ash isn't about to judge either way, he's digging out bread, eggs, bacon, pepper, good stuff for a good breakfast sandwich.
he does pause in his mission of picking things out of the cupboard and putting them on the side-- ]
Catch.
[ think fast, there's a bag of chocolate chips arcing gently through the air towards sanji. ]
he does pause in his mission of picking things out of the cupboard and putting them on the side-- ]
Catch.
[ think fast, there's a bag of chocolate chips arcing gently through the air towards sanji. ]
I mean I can grab them off you and throw them up to the next floor if that helps.
[ he straightens up and starts sorting his own foodstuff regardless. ]
Ash. Yours?
[ he straightens up and starts sorting his own foodstuff regardless. ]
Ash. Yours?
Oh, that would do it.
[Except he can't be mad because Ash helped him and now Sanji has to deal with the consequences. Muttering darkly under his breath]
Tch, everyone's gotta be friendly and shit, I can't even hate someone in peace! This has gotta count as oppression.
[is this man literally complaining about the power of friendship catching up with him? Yes.
... And also:]
Sanji. Pirate chef of the Straw Hats.
[Except he can't be mad because Ash helped him and now Sanji has to deal with the consequences. Muttering darkly under his breath]
Tch, everyone's gotta be friendly and shit, I can't even hate someone in peace! This has gotta count as oppression.
[is this man literally complaining about the power of friendship catching up with him? Yes.
... And also:]
Sanji. Pirate chef of the Straw Hats.
Give it like a week, I'm sure some people [ asch-with-a-C ] will do something to piss you off by then.
[ ah. mood, sanji. that's a mood.
...
also that's a lot to unpack there, hold up. ]
Pirate?
[ ah. mood, sanji. that's a mood.
...
also that's a lot to unpack there, hold up. ]
Pirate?
Pirate.
[Said very firmly, though Sanji is in a calm enough mood to elaborate.]
No, I don't steal shit from the poor, or take advantage of the weak, or go pillaging villages. [A shrug, and he fishes around for a mixing bowl]
Me and my crew just do what we want, and that happens to piss off the world government. So: pirate.
[Said very firmly, though Sanji is in a calm enough mood to elaborate.]
No, I don't steal shit from the poor, or take advantage of the weak, or go pillaging villages. [A shrug, and he fishes around for a mixing bowl]
Me and my crew just do what we want, and that happens to piss off the world government. So: pirate.
Huh. There's a couple of pirate stories back home, but I'm pretty sure the Capuas ended up packing it in and running a delivery business instead a few years back.
[ said a little absently. ]
If pissing off the government counts as a prerequisite for being a pirate, then I know a lot of pirates.
[ said a little absently. ]
If pissing off the government counts as a prerequisite for being a pirate, then I know a lot of pirates.
Do all governments just suck by default then, or what?
[ sighs in bitter rl ]
Eh. There's probably some around. The Capuas were kinda famous for their backstory, so a lot of people know about them.
[ sighs in bitter rl ]
Eh. There's probably some around. The Capuas were kinda famous for their backstory, so a lot of people know about them.
Dunno. They were more active over the border - I think they got caught up in some shit that went down in Liberl a couple of years back? After that they went straight, and Capua Delivery started popping up.
They used to be nobility or something. Which is a pretty big deal in Erebonia. But they lost their land and money and ended up doing the whole piracy deal for a bit. Pretty sure Leeves used to be their town, before they lost it all.
They used to be nobility or something. Which is a pretty big deal in Erebonia. But they lost their land and money and ended up doing the whole piracy deal for a bit. Pretty sure Leeves used to be their town, before they lost it all.
Never met 'em. Couldn't say. [ that's cold steel 4 territory that is. ]
But I know a couple of nobles I wouldn't forcibly kick out of their gilded mansions, but the majority need a good asskicking back to earth for sure.
But I know a couple of nobles I wouldn't forcibly kick out of their gilded mansions, but the majority need a good asskicking back to earth for sure.
Why? Worried I might whip out a silver spoon and beat you with it if I was?
Go wager the spoon on a bet or something, it’d probably make you more than just selling it.
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