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"Sanji" Vinsmoke

Oi. Make it quick, will ya?

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6/23

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[ sent without any context: is this attachment ]

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[Yusuke wut]

that a new look i can expect to see more often?

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Let's call it an experimental phase. Did you want to join in?

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somehow doubtin i call pull off the same charm as u

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I don’t know. You have enough hair to do some smaller, spiky pigtails. They’d look quite charming, I feel.

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omg

fine fine

but u r not taking pictures of that shit

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... well that’s no fun. Not even one?

[concasse]

well

if u really want one

how about a trade

:)

[IT'S A TRAP, YUSUKE]

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[ HFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. ]

I am not making you a body pillow.

[concasse]

[BAHAHAHAHA--]

u hurt me renard

what if i hang it on the wall like its high art

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To call that sort of thing "high art" is a cruel farce.

[ HOW DARE. ]

Why would you even want to hang it on the wall...??

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constant proof i got u to make me one

[Yusuke's boyfriend is the devil]

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[ sprays him with holy water immediately!!! ]

A pity for you then that it will never happen.

[concasse]

u know stubbornness isn't a virtue

also what r u gonna trade to ensure my pigtail photo???

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It goes both ways, you are aware.

And I suppose I will just have to rely on my own creative interpretation of how you would look with pigtails, if a photograph is out of the question. I wonder how my paintbrush will choose to interpret it...

[concasse]

u make that sound like a threat u kno...

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Surely not. I am just pondering on the directions art can take when one is left alone with just their imagination to guide them...

[ It was absolutely a threat come at him bro. ]

[concasse]

[......

SO.

FIVE MINUTES LATER.

Sanji sends Yusuke an attachment.

Of his rendition.

Of Yusuke in pigtails.

... A five year old could do better, we'll just leave it at that -- Sanji, do you even know how to draw lips? Or eyes? Or eyebrows?

IF HE'S GOING TO BE ATTACKED, BEST BELIEVE HE IS GETTING THE FIRST STRIKE IN.]

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[ why are you like this sanji

why are you

like this.

...

it's sort of cute though, in a way. A very small, specific way. A little longer than five minutes later, there's an attachment on its way to Sanji.


Think... Rapunzel. But if Rapunzel's hair was just a little longer and more luscious. And over the top. Wonderful. ]

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[YUSUKE WHAT EVEN IS THIS]

sorry to disappoint but i don't have luscious locks like that

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I am aware. Artistic license allows some leeway.

[ IT'S BEAUTIFUL IS WHAT IT ISSSSS. ]

[concasse]

that is some creative license

[NERD.]

anyway i just realized ur shit outta luck anyway, i don't have hair ties

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I could have replicated your wanted poster, but that felt a little cruel.

[ HMPH. ]

Creative thinking. String, ribbon, elastic bands... anything could work.

[concasse]

suppose i could still some from Chou's stash

might lose my arm in the process tho

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... You have no string for your own use around the apartment at all? But your cat does...?

[ .... Just. Noises implying someone here is completely wrapped around his cat's proverbial little finger... paw? ... go here. ]