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[concasse]

"Sanji" Vinsmoke

Oi. Make it quick, will ya?

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[fabrefactions]

[ HFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. ]

I am not making you a body pillow.

[concasse]

[BAHAHAHAHA--]

u hurt me renard

what if i hang it on the wall like its high art

[fabrefactions]

To call that sort of thing "high art" is a cruel farce.

[ HOW DARE. ]

Why would you even want to hang it on the wall...??

[concasse]

constant proof i got u to make me one

[Yusuke's boyfriend is the devil]

[fabrefactions]

[ sprays him with holy water immediately!!! ]

A pity for you then that it will never happen.

[concasse]

u know stubbornness isn't a virtue

also what r u gonna trade to ensure my pigtail photo???

[fabrefactions]

It goes both ways, you are aware.

And I suppose I will just have to rely on my own creative interpretation of how you would look with pigtails, if a photograph is out of the question. I wonder how my paintbrush will choose to interpret it...

[concasse]

u make that sound like a threat u kno...

[fabrefactions]

Surely not. I am just pondering on the directions art can take when one is left alone with just their imagination to guide them...

[ It was absolutely a threat come at him bro. ]

[concasse]

[......

SO.

FIVE MINUTES LATER.

Sanji sends Yusuke an attachment.

Of his rendition.

Of Yusuke in pigtails.

... A five year old could do better, we'll just leave it at that -- Sanji, do you even know how to draw lips? Or eyes? Or eyebrows?

IF HE'S GOING TO BE ATTACKED, BEST BELIEVE HE IS GETTING THE FIRST STRIKE IN.]

[fabrefactions]

[ why are you like this sanji

why are you

like this.

...

it's sort of cute though, in a way. A very small, specific way. A little longer than five minutes later, there's an attachment on its way to Sanji.


Think... Rapunzel. But if Rapunzel's hair was just a little longer and more luscious. And over the top. Wonderful. ]

[concasse]

[YUSUKE WHAT EVEN IS THIS]

sorry to disappoint but i don't have luscious locks like that

[fabrefactions]

I am aware. Artistic license allows some leeway.

[ IT'S BEAUTIFUL IS WHAT IT ISSSSS. ]

[concasse]

that is some creative license

[NERD.]

anyway i just realized ur shit outta luck anyway, i don't have hair ties

[fabrefactions]

I could have replicated your wanted poster, but that felt a little cruel.

[ HMPH. ]

Creative thinking. String, ribbon, elastic bands... anything could work.

[concasse]

suppose i could still some from Chou's stash

might lose my arm in the process tho

[fabrefactions]

... You have no string for your own use around the apartment at all? But your cat does...?

[ .... Just. Noises implying someone here is completely wrapped around his cat's proverbial little finger... paw? ... go here. ]

[concasse]

[HE CAN HEAR YOUR JUDGING, YUSUKE]

what would i need string for

its not like i do needlework

[fabrefactions]

[ HE WILL JUDGE ALL HE LIKES, THANK YOU. ]

In case you need to tie something? There's usually string in a cupboard somewhere.

I think we have string in a cupboard somewhere, in our place.

[ And Mochi House is a house of disasters. ]

[concasse]

i got twist ties and that's about it

[Sanji's hair in twist ties, I'm weeping]

[fabrefactions]

...

[ I MEAN. HE COULD PROBABLY MAKE IT WORK...? But... ]

If I'm ever in a position to put your hair in pigtails, I will be sure to provide suitable hair ties in that case.

...

I'm still mulling over the fact you have string for your cat, but none for any basic household needs.

[ How to Wind a Grown Man Tightly Around Your Paw: a novel by Chou. ]

[concasse]

oi its got nothing to do with chou i just don't need string!!

[HE WILL DIE ON THIS HILL]

[fabrefactions]

Not even for cooking...?

[ even he's used string in cooking, sanji... ]

[concasse]

[Yusuke you eat nutella out of the jar, don't come from him]

nah not recently

u only really need it for like meats

[fabrefactions]

[ Wow. Don't @ him, he's not the only person who eats nutella from a jar?? ]

Oh really? I knew it was used for roasts, but had the impression it was used for more...

...

Still. Does she have cat toys as well?

[ String and cat toys. A spoiled girl... ]