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Sanji "flaming bullshit" Vinsmoke ([personal profile] concasse) wrote2012-06-09 06:15 pm

006↠ ACTION

[It's sunny. And hot. And perhaps not the best weather to take a nap in while you're unabashedly unconscious.

... Which is too bad, seeing as Sanji's passed out under a tree located at the village's edge - clothes dirty and ruffled, no doubt collecting more dirt as he rolls in his uncomfortable slumber, the crook of his arm covering his eyes.

Go on. Wake him up. Be a good Samaritan.



And hell, even if you don't, Sanji will eventually stumble upon you -- or into you, if that's your thing. Later in the day he'll be all over the village insisting he's fine, no he's not drunk so stop trying to escort him back to bed. B| He can walk it off.]






[ooc: MALLYNAP EFFECT. Touch him and your character will share a memory with Sanji. It can be a memory of his or a memory of your character's; just specify in the subject line what you prefer. |D Any memory is free game, and the scope of it is at our discretion, but keep in mind both characters will view it until the memory ends or they escape the "boundary". (Just imagine the memory as a bubble and if a character walks far enough for whatever reason, they pop it.) Also note they're still in Luceti - no teleporting anywhere. Just assume the characters are mostly slack-jawed and staring at a tree for the duration.

I also endorse all time-breaking. Tis but a flimsy wall in our way.]
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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-06-12 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, that's not worrying at all. Nope. Sanji is free to take his time pretending he's moving with all true intent, because Lestrade's probably taking a second or two to wince for his sake on impact. Matter of heart. ]

Right. For the record, sometimes it's easier just to say 'no, could I get a hand'. Come on then- I think there's a bed at the clinic waiting on you. [ Or a bench and a glass of water at least. Initiating hand-to-shoulder contact in 3, 2, 1... take the floor. ]
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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-06-13 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, shit.

This is highly unexpected: it more than shows in Lestrade's expression as he follows the urging and looks to brace himself. Ship, then. A very legitimate ship full of very legitimate sailors and legitimate piracy... and legitimately impossible facial hair, but that's a very back-burner detail being noted.

(Approaching Sanji in the street in the middle of the day. Great idea, Greg, looks like that's working out about as well as the last time you tried it.

Christ, they've got to stop meeting like this.)

He lets his eyes wander a bit numbly for a few moments and doesn't bother asking how this happened (if he waited on a how half of anything happened to him anymore, he'd never leave his flat), instead putting his focus on the other people in the picture for the most part; because if they've noticed two blokes in suits suddenly popping in on their little pillage, they're damn good at keeping it to themselves. Not that he's about to try drawing any attention to the fact himself, quite frankly.

There's a quick look to Sanji when his grip tightens, and a frown- bad sign? The boy bursting out of the galley is confirmation enough of that, scrawny and yellow-haired and familiarly curly-eyebrowed and wielding a bloody pair of kitchen knives, and Lestrade promptly comes to the conclusion that he doesn't quite like where this is going. That would be around where he reflexively makes to step forward, actually, only to stop the movement halfway and turn to his latest traveling companion. Prepare to be hissed at, Sanji, as gentlemen do. ]


What is this? Do you know? [ Benefit of the doubt, innocent until proven guilty. He can always scrape up a bit to give, for all that forming his own conclusions is well underway. Can we do anything, do you know, is the bigger unspoken question. ]
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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-06-15 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ That would be the case, wouldn't it? Big man, tossing a kid around and Jesus Christ, through the bleeding wall (shit is the proper term, he's thinking, probably the best word to summarize, and he's offering the term to share before he can quite help himself). And nothing for interfering. He bites down on the inside of his cheek for the extra assistance in not mentioning it, any of it, for manners' sake and his dignity as a relatively clean-mouthed professional. Much as a nice round of jeering might be therapeutic.

He's got a career in finding out about things that have happened, getting history and answers, it could definitely be said. He's seen the aftermath of some of the worst things humanity has to offer, spoken with the perpetrators face to face. People will do whatever they please, it's what he's come to understand.

But this sort of thing... it's an invasion, isn't it? Not his business to be finding out, broken walls and All Blue and stubbornly biting boots for lack of any other way to fight back. Wouldn't take a genius to figure this isn't something Sanji made a plan on broadcasting.

And it's just plain hard to watch, besides, but it's not like things along these lines are ever easy. Lestrade presses his mouth into a thin line, grinds his teeth, and respectfully (a little selfishly) turns his face away. A real point of interest, the ship decks of other worlds. ]
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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-06-18 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Humiliation, violence, a distinct distaste for whatever the hell sort of world Sanji comes from- he won't say that much out loud, he won't, but that's the impression he's sticking with- a great heaping load of motion and noise and chaos and shit, really wasn't expecting this turn. He gets straight to wondering how well drowning's gonna go

--over? Oh. Hello again, Luceti.

All right, good, over. Dirt, village, trees, the whole kit and kaboodle, and that's a relief in a big way. Never really was the sailing type- he could wade through questionably sanitary water, he could swim, but give Lestrade a choice and he'll keep his feet on the ground any day.

He's quiet for a few long seconds, careful in moving his hand away from Sanji's shoulder while his face falls into a bit of a default I am an experienced police officer and what is this expression. It's one he's used rather a lot. Lestrade eventually clears his throat and opts to ignore his wings pitching a fit beneath his jacket like a professional. ]


Maybe not the clinic. [ Haa. Yeah. Definitely not the clinic. ] Alright? [ Not as definite as the clinic option became. ]
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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-06-23 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ This from the kid who has to lean against a wall to stay properly upright. Fft. Sanji, he is not sure you understand how this works. ]

You're asking me? [ He'll hold his arms out to the side and scuff a shoe against the ground for manners' sake, though. Which is the best gesture of fine-dom, clearly. ] I'm not bleeding or taking an unexpected swim, I think I'll live.

[ A future of seafaring is no more in the cards than ever it was so no love lost. He'll take solid ground any day.

...this is probably not an appropriate time to ask questions, either. Damn. ]
consultsdetective: (oh. good theory.)

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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Luceti's not really known for turning out the things people ask to see. [ He sees things he doesn't like for a living, mostly for the sake of putting what he can right in the end. Luceti's always setting out unsettling reminders that even if certain people are around for arresting, he hasn't exactly got the right. Yep. Biting the inside of his cheek anyway. ]

You were all right, though. Properly all right? [ His question-asking obviously can't be tamed, Sanji. ]
consultsdetective: (I said "will you come?")

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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-05 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, 'scuse me if I leave off my opinion on that. [ Not strictly what he wants to do, being a man of firm opinions, an open mouth, and no apocalypse in the event that he's disagreeing with anyone. But he will.

There'll be a better time than while he's leaning against a wall on the fine line between coherent and disorderly, probably. Individual people are so much easier to work with than press conferences at large, much as he must still consciously remind himself that hey, not a good idea to provide a leaning shoulder at the moment. ]
Ought to be getting you home, then. We've got a village full of poor bastards waiting to be bumped into, and I'd rather save 'em the trip.

[ Especially your employees, they've got enough trouble as it is. :I ]
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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-06 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
There you go, police escort. Feel as important as you like. [ Everybody wins. ]
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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-12 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Right, let me just cuff you and lead you off to the invisible jail. You have the right to wait until I'm out of sight before walking out of it. [ The most accurate summary of Luceti law. He shoves his hands into his pockets if they're not already there who can tell in these crazy times. ]
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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-14 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, unprecedented success in humor. Hell, that's just about worth the new aversion to boats. One day, Sanji, you will reach the age where you realize the best joke is the one you make not caring if you're the only one laughing. :'| ]

Let me know when you're ready to move, then. [ And one of those head-dips typically accompanied by admitting to something. ] Where we're going, too, that might be useful.
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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-18 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sanji why do you have a lawn on your roof when you have a lawn on your lawn. ]

So I'll know it when I see it.
consultsdetective: (cut the bullshit; what do you think?)

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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-18 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Pirates are all completely nuts. ] North it is, then. Try to keep a straight line.