concasse: (fail↠ twenty percent more fail)
Sanji "flaming bullshit" Vinsmoke ([personal profile] concasse) wrote2012-06-09 06:15 pm

006↠ ACTION

[It's sunny. And hot. And perhaps not the best weather to take a nap in while you're unabashedly unconscious.

... Which is too bad, seeing as Sanji's passed out under a tree located at the village's edge - clothes dirty and ruffled, no doubt collecting more dirt as he rolls in his uncomfortable slumber, the crook of his arm covering his eyes.

Go on. Wake him up. Be a good Samaritan.



And hell, even if you don't, Sanji will eventually stumble upon you -- or into you, if that's your thing. Later in the day he'll be all over the village insisting he's fine, no he's not drunk so stop trying to escort him back to bed. B| He can walk it off.]






[ooc: MALLYNAP EFFECT. Touch him and your character will share a memory with Sanji. It can be a memory of his or a memory of your character's; just specify in the subject line what you prefer. |D Any memory is free game, and the scope of it is at our discretion, but keep in mind both characters will view it until the memory ends or they escape the "boundary". (Just imagine the memory as a bubble and if a character walks far enough for whatever reason, they pop it.) Also note they're still in Luceti - no teleporting anywhere. Just assume the characters are mostly slack-jawed and staring at a tree for the duration.

I also endorse all time-breaking. Tis but a flimsy wall in our way.]
consultsdetective: (I said "will you come?")

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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-05 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, 'scuse me if I leave off my opinion on that. [ Not strictly what he wants to do, being a man of firm opinions, an open mouth, and no apocalypse in the event that he's disagreeing with anyone. But he will.

There'll be a better time than while he's leaning against a wall on the fine line between coherent and disorderly, probably. Individual people are so much easier to work with than press conferences at large, much as he must still consciously remind himself that hey, not a good idea to provide a leaning shoulder at the moment. ]
Ought to be getting you home, then. We've got a village full of poor bastards waiting to be bumped into, and I'd rather save 'em the trip.

[ Especially your employees, they've got enough trouble as it is. :I ]
consultsdetective: (in the dream my balls are in her purse)

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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-06 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
There you go, police escort. Feel as important as you like. [ Everybody wins. ]
consultsdetective: (bitches can't handle all this swag)

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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-12 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Right, let me just cuff you and lead you off to the invisible jail. You have the right to wait until I'm out of sight before walking out of it. [ The most accurate summary of Luceti law. He shoves his hands into his pockets if they're not already there who can tell in these crazy times. ]
consultsdetective: (put the hat on dickweed)

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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-14 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, unprecedented success in humor. Hell, that's just about worth the new aversion to boats. One day, Sanji, you will reach the age where you realize the best joke is the one you make not caring if you're the only one laughing. :'| ]

Let me know when you're ready to move, then. [ And one of those head-dips typically accompanied by admitting to something. ] Where we're going, too, that might be useful.
consultsdetective: (why do I put up with you)

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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-18 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sanji why do you have a lawn on your roof when you have a lawn on your lawn. ]

So I'll know it when I see it.
consultsdetective: (cut the bullshit; what do you think?)

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[personal profile] consultsdetective 2012-07-18 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Pirates are all completely nuts. ] North it is, then. Try to keep a straight line.