ANAIDO

[concasse]

will shitpost here later

Comments

[wowcool]

You could've made a bag or something? Not use your own body?

[concasse]

I thought some asshole was gonna try and kill me! Excuse me for not thinking smart under pressure!!

[Sanji you just admitted what you did was stupid, congrats]

[wowcool]

...

[And then he laughs, lightheartedly, as he reaches forward to pay Sanji on the shoulder (three times).]

It's okay. You did what you thought was best. But you have to think of yourself too, you know?

[concasse]

Oi, I think of myself plenty! It's not like I died!

[Just got cut up!!





He's normal, he swears!!]

[wowcool]

But you did get wounded.

[concasse]

Shithead, I get wounded every other week no matter where I go.

Trust me, I'm used to it.

[wowcool]

Well, a man is dead.

[Also, they're at the sports court now. He's reaching for a racket to give to Sanji.]

I don't think getting wounded should be part of your schedule anymore, in times like this.

[concasse]

... I mean, you're not wrong...

[Still looking disgruntled as he takes the racket and gives it a little twirl in his hands.]

Still don't regret keeping you bastards away from pointy shit. At least I know I'll never stab anyone.

[wowcool]

Where are the knives now? You're still not carrying them, are you?

[THAT'S A DANGEROUS WAY TO PLAY TENNIS]

[concasse]

I put them away.

[...]

Some of 'em.

[wowcool]

[A VERY FLAT LOOK.]

Sanji.

[concasse]

-- Alright, alright! I'm taking it out!

[Pulling two kitchen knives outta his shirt, leave him be!]

[wowcool]

[SANJI!!!!!!!!!!!]

...

That is no way to play tennis. Seriously.

Put those somewhere else.

[concasse]

You sure? Might even out the stakes a little.






[Sanji is a gremlin]

[wowcool]

It would be only evening out the stakes if we both had knives, Sanji.

[SANJI PLEASE]

[concasse]

Oh fine, stop giving me that shitty look.

[See, the knives have been placed down and out of the way. He holds out a hand for the racket]

Let's get going. Think I've kept you waiting long enough.

[wowcool]

Hahaha. Let's play, then!

[IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DUEL]

Have you played this before?

[concasse]

Nah, but I get the general gist of it. And anything else, I can pick up as we play.

[wowcool]

I get the general gist of it, too! Just a ball over a net, haha.

...

Who's going to go first?

[concasse]

Me.

[Give him the ball. It's time to go to war]

[wowcool]

[He pauses, before handing him the ball, and moving over to the other side of the net.]

[He is absolutely not ready for this, because he is a fool.]

[concasse]

[it's not Anaido's fault that Sanji's kinda crazy.

Not even because he's a sports fanatic, but the chef's reflexes are pretty good. Even if this requires more upper body muscle memory than what he'd need for his feet, Sanji will still send that ball flying over the net at Anaido's face.

... Which is not how you play the game at all, but.

Sanji just assumes you pummel your opponent to death]