[it's not Anaido's fault that Sanji's kinda crazy.
Not even because he's a sports fanatic, but the chef's reflexes are pretty good. Even if this requires more upper body muscle memory than what he'd need for his feet, Sanji will still send that ball flying over the net at Anaido's face.
... Which is not how you play the game at all, but.
Sanji just assumes you pummel your opponent to death]
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[Still looking disgruntled as he takes the racket and gives it a little twirl in his hands.]
Still don't regret keeping you bastards away from pointy shit. At least I know I'll never stab anyone.
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[THAT'S A DANGEROUS WAY TO PLAY TENNIS]
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[...]
Some of 'em.
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Sanji.
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[Pulling two kitchen knives outta his shirt, leave him be!]
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That is no way to play tennis. Seriously.
Put those somewhere else.
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[Sanji is a gremlin]
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[SANJI PLEASE]
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[See, the knives have been placed down and out of the way. He holds out a hand for the racket]
Let's get going. Think I've kept you waiting long enough.
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[IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DUEL]
Have you played this before?
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...
Who's going to go first?
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[Give him the ball. It's time to go to war]
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[He is absolutely not ready for this, because he is a fool.]
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Not even because he's a sports fanatic, but the chef's reflexes are pretty good. Even if this requires more upper body muscle memory than what he'd need for his feet, Sanji will still send that ball flying over the net at Anaido's face.
... Which is not how you play the game at all, but.
Sanji just assumes you pummel your opponent to death]