ANAIDO

[concasse]

will shitpost here later

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[concasse]

I put them away.

[...]

Some of 'em.

[wowcool]

[A VERY FLAT LOOK.]

Sanji.

[concasse]

-- Alright, alright! I'm taking it out!

[Pulling two kitchen knives outta his shirt, leave him be!]

[wowcool]

[SANJI!!!!!!!!!!!]

...

That is no way to play tennis. Seriously.

Put those somewhere else.

[concasse]

You sure? Might even out the stakes a little.






[Sanji is a gremlin]

[wowcool]

It would be only evening out the stakes if we both had knives, Sanji.

[SANJI PLEASE]

[concasse]

Oh fine, stop giving me that shitty look.

[See, the knives have been placed down and out of the way. He holds out a hand for the racket]

Let's get going. Think I've kept you waiting long enough.

[wowcool]

Hahaha. Let's play, then!

[IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DUEL]

Have you played this before?

[concasse]

Nah, but I get the general gist of it. And anything else, I can pick up as we play.

[wowcool]

I get the general gist of it, too! Just a ball over a net, haha.

...

Who's going to go first?

[concasse]

Me.

[Give him the ball. It's time to go to war]

[wowcool]

[He pauses, before handing him the ball, and moving over to the other side of the net.]

[He is absolutely not ready for this, because he is a fool.]

[concasse]

[it's not Anaido's fault that Sanji's kinda crazy.

Not even because he's a sports fanatic, but the chef's reflexes are pretty good. Even if this requires more upper body muscle memory than what he'd need for his feet, Sanji will still send that ball flying over the net at Anaido's face.

... Which is not how you play the game at all, but.

Sanji just assumes you pummel your opponent to death]