wow, nice message. feeling the love. and kinda hoping i'm at least first in the last-priorities lineup. is that what you were going for?
anyway, sans is about as easy to scope out as needle in a haystack. actually, give me a couple of magnets and i could get the needle thing done faster. he's inscrutable. no scruting has been had. but his graphic tee game is on fleek.
wow. ok then imagine a little foil pouch about an inch long that's full of ketchup. it's got a little label and a couple of notches on the edges to help you tear it open easier and everything. only you usually can't actually manage to open it, unless your hands are drier than the bony grip of death.
i feel kind of bad for pirate earth now. what do your college students eat to pretend they're getting vegetables?
[ Muffled 'the Sound of Silence' plays in the background.
But maybe it's better that there are worlds out there where people don't know what college is. ]
i get the feeling that we're on the edge of like an endless rabbit hole of cultural differences here my man. so think HUGE school. you hang around for about 4 years to focus on... trade-related education?
i mean it's a whole experience, there's a lot of nuance. powerful, yet horrifying. i saw a guy pour an energy drink into his soup-to-go because he thought it was the best way to maximize his study time. some say he phased through the crust of the earth and never resurfaced.
[Sanji's first inclination is to wonder why college only lasts 4 years if you're learning a trade - that shit takes time - but then he's never really understood the need for school unless you're off to become a scholar, and can't find an expert willing to take your shitty ass on as their protege.]
Damn, but Cisco is amusing.
Don't hate me for asking but when you say soup-to-go [because of course the chef focused on the food] I take it you're not talking about a soup I'd make
you can have a pass on soup-related questions. it's definitely not something you'd make. they just kinda mass-produce these cups of soup for people to microwave and take on the road.
they fit in cupholders! half the time i can't even get the cups i use into a cupholder.
bad for your sodium levels, good for your busy schedule. helps you learn to appreciate the nicer things when you get to slow down. that nuker is dear to a lot of hearts.
man, i think i can actually FEEL the opinions radiating off of you right now though. it's like a microwave-judging bomb went off and an investigative team is gonna find you sitting all alone in a smoking crater.
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anyway, sans is about as easy to scope out as needle in a haystack. actually, give me a couple of magnets and i could get the needle thing done faster. he's inscrutable. no scruting has been had. but his graphic tee game is on fleek.
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That bad huh
Alright I'll pull some of the shitty weight
He and I got an arrangement going, maybe I can get more dirt on him
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ftr if he ever takes those slippers off, i bet we could stick a couple of wet sponges up in there.
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Shit that's a good one
I still say we fill one of his ketchup bottles with hot sauce
[SANJI HOW DARE YOU WASTE FOOD -- but no, it doesn't count of Sans accidentally guzzles half and Sanji uses what's left in a recipe.]
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nice! too bad we don't do condiment packets up in this joint. i know a fun trick with a straw.
... i bet i could just make ketchup packets though. otherwise i'm really wasting my engineering career.
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Ketchup packet?
[Look, his world has floating islands, not ketchup packets. What kind of barbarian do you think he is?]
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ohhhhhh my god you're not even playing are you
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why the hell would I be lying?!
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i feel kind of bad for pirate earth now. what do your college students eat to pretend they're getting vegetables?
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what's college?
[LOOK HE KNOWS WHAT A STUDENT IS BUT THE CONCEPT OF COLLEGE WAS NOT INTRODUCED TO A SEAFARING MAN]
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But maybe it's better that there are worlds out there where people don't know what college is. ]
i get the feeling that we're on the edge of like an endless rabbit hole of cultural differences here my man. so think HUGE school. you hang around for about 4 years to focus on... trade-related education?
i mean it's a whole experience, there's a lot of nuance. powerful, yet horrifying. i saw a guy pour an energy drink into his soup-to-go because he thought it was the best way to maximize his study time. some say he phased through the crust of the earth and never resurfaced.
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Damn, but Cisco is amusing.
Don't hate me for asking but when you say soup-to-go [because of course the chef focused on the food] I take it you're not talking about a soup I'd make
[EXPLAIN, CISCO.]
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they fit in cupholders! half the time i can't even get the cups i use into a cupholder.
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[There's an abrupt cut-off, a pause where a rise in intonation would go, but suddenly Sanji sends off another text]
Oh that little shit oven that's on the kitchen counter
All this shit sounds nasty
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man, i think i can actually FEEL the opinions radiating off of you right now though. it's like a microwave-judging bomb went off and an investigative team is gonna find you sitting all alone in a smoking crater.
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just strange how it warms up food that fast and that badly