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[concasse]

... Ladies~! Angels and goddesses~! My mellorine reason for existing~!

Just leave a message at the tone and your gallant knight will respond as soon as possible~!! ♥




... And I'll get to you other shitheads when I feel like it.




[Catch-all post for texts, voice, and action threads]

Comments

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Microwave

[There's an abrupt cut-off, a pause where a rise in intonation would go, but suddenly Sanji sends off another text]

Oh that little shit oven that's on the kitchen counter

All this shit sounds nasty

[villainsgonnavill]

bad for your sodium levels, good for your busy schedule. helps you learn to appreciate the nicer things when you get to slow down. that nuker is dear to a lot of hearts.

man, i think i can actually FEEL the opinions radiating off of you right now though. it's like a microwave-judging bomb went off and an investigative team is gonna find you sitting all alone in a smoking crater.

[concasse]

it's fine if people wanna use it

just strange how it warms up food that fast and that badly