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[It's sunny. And hot. And perhaps not the best weather to take a nap in while you're unabashedly unconscious.
... Which is too bad, seeing as Sanji's passed out under a tree located at the village's edge - clothes dirty and ruffled, no doubt collecting more dirt as he rolls in his uncomfortable slumber, the crook of his arm covering his eyes.
Go on. Wake him up. Be a good Samaritan.
And hell, even if you don't, Sanji will eventually stumble upon you -- or into you, if that's your thing. Later in the day he'll be all over the village insisting he's fine, no he's not drunk so stop trying to escort him back to bed. B| He can walk it off.]
[ooc: MALLYNAP EFFECT. Touch him and your character will share a memory with Sanji. It can be a memory of his or a memory of your character's; just specify in the subject line what you prefer. |D Any memory is free game, and the scope of it is at our discretion, but keep in mind both characters will view it until the memory ends or they escape the "boundary". (Just imagine the memory as a bubble and if a character walks far enough for whatever reason, they pop it.) Also note they're still in Luceti - no teleporting anywhere. Just assume the characters are mostly slack-jawed and staring at a tree for the duration.
I also endorse all time-breaking. Tis but a flimsy wall in our way.]
... Which is too bad, seeing as Sanji's passed out under a tree located at the village's edge - clothes dirty and ruffled, no doubt collecting more dirt as he rolls in his uncomfortable slumber, the crook of his arm covering his eyes.
Go on. Wake him up. Be a good Samaritan.
And hell, even if you don't, Sanji will eventually stumble upon you -- or into you, if that's your thing. Later in the day he'll be all over the village insisting he's fine, no he's not drunk so stop trying to escort him back to bed. B| He can walk it off.]
[ooc: MALLYNAP EFFECT. Touch him and your character will share a memory with Sanji. It can be a memory of his or a memory of your character's; just specify in the subject line what you prefer. |D Any memory is free game, and the scope of it is at our discretion, but keep in mind both characters will view it until the memory ends or they escape the "boundary". (Just imagine the memory as a bubble and if a character walks far enough for whatever reason, they pop it.) Also note they're still in Luceti - no teleporting anywhere. Just assume the characters are mostly slack-jawed and staring at a tree for the duration.
I also endorse all time-breaking. Tis but a flimsy wall in our way.]
[action] /SMASHES TIME AND SPACE
[ WHY IS HE PASSED OUT UNDER A TREE
OH NO
running over and practically skidding to a stop beside him, kneeling down, not touching him yet, actually casting a Cure before anything else ]
Dad!
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Too bad those calls don't reach him subconscious. He barely moves, only his chest lifting and falling with every slow breath he takes.
But maybe a shake will wake him up.
8D]
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And she has to bite back a yelp when, before she knows it, the scenery around them begins to shift. ]
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And completely unaware of what's going on.]
Hnn...?
[action] lmao hi
They are no longer in the woods. Instead the stand on the sun washed beach of a certain island. Xion stands, unthinking, with fingers pressed over her mouth as she stares out at the scene. ]
What...
[action] wait do I know you
[He glances around eagerly, further encouraged by the sound of waves. Alright, the beach then - a rather kind location to stick him, Malnosso, but Sanji will take it. It's only when he notes Xion's tense figure that Sanji truly takes in what he's seeing.
This is not Luceti.] Oi, wh-what the--
[action] no i'm just some random fuckass what's up how you doin
[ Oh hey look is that a younger version of her standing on the beach nearby holding a sea shell? Dressed in that dark Organization coat with her short hair looking so ... different?
Xion chokes, unsure what to make of what's going on -- if she should feel threatened, scared, uncertain, in awe, amazed, touched, jut plain weirded out -- what. ]
[action] Okay that subject line made me laugh harder than I had any business to
Destiny Islands, right?
[action] i win at life
[ The vision of her, the younger her, bends over and picks up another sea shell. Older, present-day Xion watches, entranced, unable to tear her gaze away. Her younger self starts to speak, but it's at the same time as present-her, and present-her's voice is louder. ]
I think I know when this was. I was collecting sea shells... for Roxas. He wouldn't wake up.
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[He stops abruptly, very aware that he has no need to ask her such a question; he already knows. But even more jolting is the parallel between this scene and another - when Sanji had woken up from his own deep sleep to find seashells lied across his bed post.]
... Is this why you got those sea shells for me?
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... It's hard imagining you that short now. [Not that she's exactly looming over anyone as she is, but the girl collecting sea shells wouldn't come up to his shoulder. He laughs faintly at the thought.]
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Her younger self seems to have settled on a shell she wants, and she summons a portal behind her and vanishes into it. The scene around them melts, and stays indefinite for just a moment. Xion glances at him, curious and amused and uncertain all at once. ]
What's happening?
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I'm not sure... is it ending? [Whatever that was - a memory? Did the Malnosso send him back faulty again?]
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I don't think so... I--
[ She pauses, suddenly recognizing certain features of the room. A picture. A piece of clothing in the corner. She goes quite pale.
And then there's a bang against the closed bedroom door. As if a body has just hit it.
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh no is this what she thinks it is are those voices male and female voices one of them is hers
oh
no
Instantly, Xion blushes comically bright, so much so her ears turn red. She buries her face in her hands. She does not want to see what's about to come through that door.
(Hint: It's herself and Luke. Shirtless.) ]
[action] 1/?
Is it Heartless? Nobodies? His half-naked daughter swapping bodily fluids with her boyfi-- oh.]
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-- Oh gods they're groaning. Groaning.]
[action] DONE. AND I REGRET NOTHING.
I'M GONNA KILL HIM.
[action] FUCKING SHOOT ME I AM DYING PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
INTO.
HER.
HANDS.
LOUDLY.
It almost drowns out the sound of her memory!self and Luke sloppily making out and possibly groping each other. And by possibly this action bracket text means to say absofuckinglutely. ]
Dad, you can't kill him! I-- why is this happening?!
[ oh my god if she had a way she'd make her past!self and luke STOP THAT RIGHT NOW but no they are not stopping a possibly more advanced state of undress is going to happen very soon.
oh.
that's.
oh.
oh no. ]
[action] DFLSIJFSIFHODSIFHOIo
I'm sorry, Sanji is NOT LOOKING he is NOT LOOKING even if he can't stop himself from HEARING and Xion baby why are you doing this YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH STOP THAT RIGHT NOW--
Mercifully, the torture ends before more damage is wrought, with Luceti's forest blinking back into existence, but as far as Sanji's temper goes... well.]
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE! [Xion, you've seen your father burst into flame because he's just that pissed, haven't you? If not, here's a refresher. That is one hell of a fire he's got cooking]
[action] ALDKSJGHFDJGHLBHV;;;DFGNBFV
Dad! DAD! Stop ... stop being on fire!!! You can't kill my boyfriend! Sona!
[ Pulling water from the air
and
tossing
it
on
his
head.
And his legs. She knows where the fire is generated, ok. ]
[action] ?SDFHOSIHFO LMFAO EMILY I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN RIGHT NOW.
be completely and utterly effective. Huh. B| And not only do the flames go out, but Sanji goes down suddenly, flopping onto his back and clothes hissing up steam.
Xion and Luke owe the Malnosso big time. They know this firecracker, and there's a reason Sanji almost always returns to the village drugged and exhausted off his ass.
You're welcome, guys]
[action] THAT'S BECAUSE I TOOK IT. AND THREW IT INTO THE ABYSS. WITH MY SANITY.
Dad!
[ Running over to his side, at once concerned for his sake and ... still concerned for Luke. Like should she go warn him or stay here and take care of her poor sopping wet burnt out poppa....... ]
Dad, are you ... okay ... ?
[action] I know this icon isn't timeskipped I NEEDED IT ANYWAY.
[action] he looks so pathetic.....
[action] EXACTLY.
[action] /waltzes the fuck in here
[action] GAWD UR LATE
[action] WHATEVA WHATEVA
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