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006↠ ACTION

[It's sunny. And hot. And perhaps not the best weather to take a nap in while you're unabashedly unconscious.

... Which is too bad, seeing as Sanji's passed out under a tree located at the village's edge - clothes dirty and ruffled, no doubt collecting more dirt as he rolls in his uncomfortable slumber, the crook of his arm covering his eyes.

Go on. Wake him up. Be a good Samaritan.

And hell, even if you don't, Sanji will eventually stumble upon you -- or into you, if that's your thing. Later in the day he'll be all over the village insisting he's fine, no he's not drunk so stop trying to escort him back to bed. B| He can walk it off.]

[ooc: MALLYNAP EFFECT. Touch him and your character will share a memory with Sanji. It can be a memory of his or a memory of your character's; just specify in the subject line what you prefer. |D Any memory is free game, and the scope of it is at our discretion, but keep in mind both characters will view it until the memory ends or they escape the "boundary". (Just imagine the memory as a bubble and if a character walks far enough for whatever reason, they pop it.) Also note they're still in Luceti - no teleporting anywhere. Just assume the characters are mostly slack-jawed and staring at a tree for the duration.

I also endorse all time-breaking. Tis but a flimsy wall in our way.]

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[He gives an upset groan, and then proceeds to facepalm with a nod.]

Yeah... same one. [... wait a second.] You'd better not ogle my little brother-- sister-- Luffy's chest.

[sob THIS IS SUCH A DILEMMA FOR HIM.]

Oi, calm the hell down, I'm not gonna!

[Not on purpose. >_> Ehem, but moving on.] I'm surprised Nami-san or Robin-chan haven't taken hi-- her shopping. [And least give put those puppies in a bra]

[Yeah, he knows you probably will and this is a lost cause, but what can you do.]

I know, you'd think they would have. But maybe they did and Luffy's just not comfortable in bras. [... this is slightly awkward for him.]

Edited 2012-06-20 23:23 (UTC)

[It's okay, this is slightly awkward for Sanji, too. He balks and stares at the sky, trying not to imagine Luffy running around being a "free spirit".]

If they haven't, I'll loan off some of my shirts.

[In his moment of sheer relief, Ace probably wasn't thinking when he put a hand on Sanji's shoulder, and sighed out:] Thank you.

[... then he looks at his hand.] Shit--!

[Luceti soon fades away, and they appear on a beach late at night. At first, Ace thinks it might be one of Sanji's memories. Until he sees a familiar couple on the beach. One can be identified as Ace, with his arm around a girl unfamiliar to Sanji. Her brown hair goes to about her shoulders, and as soon as Ace recognizes her, he goes red in the face.] Dammit, did it have to be this one? [For now, the couple spends are just sitting close together, watching the stars and whispering to each other. Ooooh, god, Ace is never going to live this down. They face each other for a moment, and Ace leans in to kiss her...

But is sadly shot down when the girl (not paying attention), moves forward to brush something off her shoes. And this in turn causes Ace to fall into the sand and flat on his face. The girl turns around and asks what's wrong, and he replies with a cracked "nothing". Sitting up and brushing the sand off his face, he tries to hide his blush. Much like the actual Ace is going now.]

[Sanji tenses at the moment of contact, just as surprised the second time around. Guess that answers the question of what happens if someone touches him again. B|

That it's Ace's memory doesn't make him feel much better, either. He's prepared to just shut his eyes until the damn thing ends - sorry bro, but the chef isn't interested in watching you mack on some cute girl - but then Ace faceplants into the sand, and a rough bark of amusement explodes from the man's throat.

He should feel more guilty about this than he actually is. Pity that.]

Nice save, Fire Fist~!

[Noooo when will this eeeeend. He wants to go back to Luceti. And not relive his humiliating past. He'll just try to hide under his hat now, yep.

And oh god, then he starts teasing him, fuck his life! He shoots the chef an angry look, but still pretty red.]

Shut up! Like your first kiss probably went much better. [... that is not going to help his case. At least the memory fades and they're back in Luceti.]

[Oh, now you've done it. Sanji cuts himself off mid-chortle to level a glare at Ace, paying no mind to the changed scenery... before he fancies the pirate with a vicious, superior smile]

In fact, it did~ [That's right, Ace. Sanji's first kiss went better than yours did.]

[And of all the things to make his blush go away and just give Sanji a flat look.]

Uh-huh. Sure it did. [NOT BUYING IT.]

Oi, it's not my shitty problem if you don't believe it! But it topped whatever the hell you were doing.

[Unlike him, Sanji has the proof he needs. And his ego is joyfully rolling in it]

I'm having a hard time believing that from you. [Yes, he just insulted you. And Ace just grumbles angrily, shoving his hands in his pockets.]

You try spending time around one girl at most for a majority of your life, and see how things go for you when you set sail. [Ace, that's the worst excuse ever...]

As if, shithead! You know that's bullshit! [Yeah, it really was. He's starting to twitch with annoyance himself] Admit it; it's your own fault you cocked that one up.

Look, Makino was the only nice girl for miles, okay!? And the only one I saw on a regular basis! And she was more like a mom, anyway!

[He has admitted it. He just doesn't want to admit it to Sanji. He'll just mumbles to himself, a light blush returning.]

Edited 2012-07-01 21:52 (UTC)

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That's who you tried to kiss?

[sljgbfjg] No! I'm saying that's the only girl I had contact with before my first girlfriend! Makino's about ten years older than me.

Ooh! That's what you meant.

[Okay, Sanji's got this now. Cool as a cucumber.]

...

Is she cute? [Innocence over here. Dripping pure innocence]

[... really, Sanji? Really? Ace just gives Sanji a flat look.]

You are not going to hit on her if you ever meet her.

Oi! I'm just asking! Calm down already.

Okay, okay, fine. Yeah, she was kinda pretty. [He hasn't seen her in years, though...]

[Sanji looks amused - probably a good sign, as he's not hearting at that information - and starts snorting under his breath]

Maybe you should've asked her for girl advice, Ace. Would've saved you some embarrassing moments.

[Wow, screw you, man. Stop teasing for once.] I met that girl months after I set sail. I didn't think I would need girl advice.

[Daw, c'mon, Ace. Sanji tends to only mercilessly tease his crewmates this way. The chef's just branching out.]

Ha! Everyone needs advice for that first lovely blossom they come across~!

[Fine, but the first chance he gets, he's teasing you tenfold.]

Yeah, I learned that a little late. But I got some... eventually. [From his nakama. Who then proceeded to tease him about it.]

In that case, share some of that knowledge with Luffy.

I'm still not sure he understands the concept of a "date".

[This is news how?] I think there's still a lot of knowledge I have to share with Luffy.

Half of it, I don't think he'll understand. But hell, I can try.

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[action] I will give you an Ace memory. Of cute fail.

[action] LOLOL Oh Ace. Sanji will never forget this.

[action] Atta boy, Sanji.

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