AKIRA

[concasse]

will shitpost later

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And of those four, do you think any of them would send you a note if you were on the right track to something?

[survivaltricks]

[HAHA. . .]

No.

Especially not Natalie, who countered my theory with one of her own.

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[WELL DAMN]

I was gonna say maybe Magnus, but I don't know the guy that well, either. We only shoot the shit on occasion.

[survivaltricks]

Magnus is waaaaay too straightforward for an anonymous note.

If he can't say it in person I bet he wouldn't want to say it at all.

[concasse]

Hm... fair enough.

[Rubbing his chin in thought]

So that means we gotta fall back on your camp theories.

[survivaltricks]

Yeah, probably. Let's see. . .

[who did he talk to about camp theories. . .?]

I guess most of what I've talked to about with people is the same stuff that the directors posted on the FAQ earlier today.

. . . but I'm still not sure I believe that Pinkie is just a residual, and not some kind of tangible being that we can speak to.

[concasse]

Heh. I'm with you on that. Given the nature of this place, it's possible that--

[A pause, and then, somewhat miffed]

We... really calling 'em Pinkie, huh?

[Terrible name, 0/10]

Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if Pinkie gains tangibility the longer we remain here. Us being shitty influences and all.

[survivaltricks]

[evenly]

I'm calling them Pinkie.

[AWFUL NAME]

But yeah, I agree. Just because they're a residual doesn't mean they don't have some kind of tangible form.

And I, for one, hope that they do.

[concasse]

It'll be easier dealing with them if we can, y'know, carry on a conversation with them. [A pause] Or depending on who you ask, just kick 'em in the shitty teeth.

[Also frowning??? So much frowning???]

Tch, and after you did so well with Cinnabun. I'm disappointed. Call 'em Bubblegum instead!

[Sanji shut the fuck up]

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I'm all for kicking them in the teeth.

[fuck pinkie!1 directors are only good npcs!1]

Cinnabun was an awful suggestion, Heart just liked it. [Akira found the ONE person who gets his sense of humor] And bubblegum just makes me think of candy.

[concasse]

Cinnabun is adorable, you take that back!

[RUDE??]

And Bubblegum is perfect! It's a terrible flavor and doesn't mix well with anything! No one likes bubblegum!

[survivaltricks]

You're going to offend everyone who likes bubblegum, Sanji.

[he does not actually sound concerned]

[concasse]

It's not my fault their tastebuds are shit.

[This conversation better never leave this thread. Snob chef has been activated.]

[survivaltricks]

[CRACKING UP NOW]

I'm going to tell every bubblegum lover in camp you said that.

[concasse]

Shithead, no one will find your body after the fact!!

[HOW DID THEY GET SO FAR OFF TOPIC.

Also finally shoving the cake into the oven, because he'd been so distracted by Akira's shenanigans]

-- You can't have any cake, either.

[survivaltricks]

[. . . HEY!1]

W-- wait, really? It looks so good--!

[concasse]

Oh, is that right?

[slamming the oven door shut]

Then I better not hear any bubblegum rumors if you want a slice later.

[The system is corrupt.]

[survivaltricks]

[WOW]

This is bribery.

[concasse]

Well, you are talking to a pirate.

[survivaltricks]

[TOUCHE]

Fiiiine.

I won't tell a soul.

[concasse]

[GREMLIN SMILE.]

Pleasure doing business with ya, Akira-kun~

[survivaltricks]

[JUST SIGHS DEEPLY]

Well, that's about all I can say about this note. But if you run into anyone who talks about having sent me one, would you mind letting me know?

[concasse]

[Ah, back to business, then. Sanji turns and leans against the counter, arms folded]

I'll let you know... and I'd suggest after this, keep a close watch on who you tell what. That might give you a clue on to whose cheering you on.

[survivaltricks]

[hah]

Don't worry, I will.

And I think I'll retrace my steps and show the note to the people I spoke with, too. That might give me some insight on who sent it.

[concasse]

Mm...

[a pause]

Likewise, lemme know if you get a suspicion confirmed. Even if they don't admit to anything, it'll help me narrow my search for people to look into.

[OH AND ON THAT NOTE:]

Dick doesn't have a role, by the way. He's just damned nosy like you.