AKIRA

[concasse]

will shitpost later

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[survivaltricks]

You're going to offend everyone who likes bubblegum, Sanji.

[he does not actually sound concerned]

[concasse]

It's not my fault their tastebuds are shit.

[This conversation better never leave this thread. Snob chef has been activated.]

[survivaltricks]

[CRACKING UP NOW]

I'm going to tell every bubblegum lover in camp you said that.

[concasse]

Shithead, no one will find your body after the fact!!

[HOW DID THEY GET SO FAR OFF TOPIC.

Also finally shoving the cake into the oven, because he'd been so distracted by Akira's shenanigans]

-- You can't have any cake, either.

[survivaltricks]

[. . . HEY!1]

W-- wait, really? It looks so good--!

[concasse]

Oh, is that right?

[slamming the oven door shut]

Then I better not hear any bubblegum rumors if you want a slice later.

[The system is corrupt.]

[survivaltricks]

[WOW]

This is bribery.

[concasse]

Well, you are talking to a pirate.

[survivaltricks]

[TOUCHE]

Fiiiine.

I won't tell a soul.

[concasse]

[GREMLIN SMILE.]

Pleasure doing business with ya, Akira-kun~

[survivaltricks]

[JUST SIGHS DEEPLY]

Well, that's about all I can say about this note. But if you run into anyone who talks about having sent me one, would you mind letting me know?

[concasse]

[Ah, back to business, then. Sanji turns and leans against the counter, arms folded]

I'll let you know... and I'd suggest after this, keep a close watch on who you tell what. That might give you a clue on to whose cheering you on.

[survivaltricks]

[hah]

Don't worry, I will.

And I think I'll retrace my steps and show the note to the people I spoke with, too. That might give me some insight on who sent it.

[concasse]

Mm...

[a pause]

Likewise, lemme know if you get a suspicion confirmed. Even if they don't admit to anything, it'll help me narrow my search for people to look into.

[OH AND ON THAT NOTE:]

Dick doesn't have a role, by the way. He's just damned nosy like you.

[survivaltricks]

Oh-- you checked already?

[he seems surprised]

I thought you met with Heart on Sundays?

[concasse]

Tch, I never said that.

[Grinning widely]

Monday is my day. And if I go in there knowing who I'm picking, I get the answer immediately.

[survivaltricks]

[oh]

[. . .]

[squints at Sanji!!]

Then when did you check me?

[concasse]

Last week.

[Tilting his head because he's not sure where the confusion is coming from]

I knew about you since Monday last week, but was deciding how and when I wanted to approach ya.

As for Dick, I found out about him yesterday.

1/2

[survivaltricks]

[what the fuck Sanji!1]

[survivaltricks]

Jerk.

[he clearly doesn't mean it, he is just huffing!1]

[concasse]

[THIS FACE???

He's so confused and accidentally flashes Akira an expression akin to a kicked puppy]

Oi, I was just thinking of leaving you to your own devices, not snitching on you, kid...

[survivaltricks]

[NO STOP HE'S JUST MESSING WITH HIM]

Oh no. . . I'm just messing with you. I just didn't realize you knew for that long.

[concasse]

[Spoilers, Sanji is secretly a bleeding heart baby.]

-- Oh, is that all?

[Maybe relaxing a little bit! Maybe!]

Well, like I said, it's not like I've got anyone to snitch to... except you, now.

[survivaltricks]

That's all.

[there, there, Sanji. Akira already considers this an alliance]

Speaking of snitching, I want to tell you about Natalie's theory about who killed Yu.

[concasse]

[Sanji and Akira are absolutely gossip girls and that's beautiful]

... I'm listening.