PHOENIX

[concasse]

will shitpost later

Comments

[concasse]

It's because you always look so smug when you're talking!

[slobjection]

This is what I normally look like.

[ smug and douchey ]

[concasse]

... Would it kill you to, I dunno.

Smile like you mean it? Or do you need help?

[slobjection]

I do need help. Why don't you show me how it's done?

[ his expression doesn't change... he's definitely doing this on purpose ]

[concasse]

[Phoenix better run because Sanji will reach out and try and pull this poor man's cheeks into a smile BY FORCE]

[slobjection]

[ no this is happening because he deserves it ]

[ muffled and garbled, from the manhandling: ]

Good effort, but I can't see my own face right now. Maybe you should demonstrate on your own face.

[concasse]

[The worst part is that Sanji likes Phoenix all the more for letting him do shit like this, cursed.

Anyway Sanji doesn't mind smirking like a gremlin because he. is one.]

Does this work?

[STILL PINCHING THIS MAN'S CHEEKS]

[slobjection]

Hmm... yes, I'm starting to see it.

[ phoenix will always let sanji bully him. this is going to be the basis of their friendship. ]

Maybe a little happier, though.