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[God bless this whole ass kitchen he can lounge in. It's the first place Sanji decides to explore after his own cabin (and discovering his baby tiger), and it's already a mess of bowls, pans, and ingredients. What is he making? Who knows. Right now he just wants to bask in the glory of having all this space to himself.
... Well, in theory. Since obviously this open kitchen means people are gonna wander in and out. He's a lot more amiable than he was on the bus, however, and arches his eyes in the direction of whoever joins him.]
Oi, you hungry?
[At his feet, the baby tiger rouses herself and immediately goes sniffing about this stranger's feet. She's, uh, not really afraid of humans, it seems]
... Well, in theory. Since obviously this open kitchen means people are gonna wander in and out. He's a lot more amiable than he was on the bus, however, and arches his eyes in the direction of whoever joins him.]
Oi, you hungry?
[At his feet, the baby tiger rouses herself and immediately goes sniffing about this stranger's feet. She's, uh, not really afraid of humans, it seems]
[ he certainly is in a much better mood.... then again, the bus had everyone on edge. ]
Taking requests?
[ phoenix on the other hand, nearly freezes up when the baby tiger comes sniffing around... but his pokerface is as good as ever, so he glances down. ]
... Huh. Who's your furry friend?
Taking requests?
[ phoenix on the other hand, nearly freezes up when the baby tiger comes sniffing around... but his pokerface is as good as ever, so he glances down. ]
... Huh. Who's your furry friend?
Of course I am. I'm a chef by trade.
[Did he... ever mention that? Well now he is, and Sanji's gaze drops down to the baby tiger who is clumsily circling around Phoenix's feet]
That's Nami! Treat her kindly or I'll beat your ass, got it?
[Yes, treat the baby predator with kid gloves]
[Did he... ever mention that? Well now he is, and Sanji's gaze drops down to the baby tiger who is clumsily circling around Phoenix's feet]
That's Nami! Treat her kindly or I'll beat your ass, got it?
[Yes, treat the baby predator with kid gloves]
Never would have guessed.
[ hard to tell if he's being factitious as well. ]
[ phoenix just stays still and doesn't really look at nami. knowing cats, this will only get him more cat attention. ]
Oh, that's Nami. Seems like you found her.
[ hard to tell if he's being factitious as well. ]
[ phoenix just stays still and doesn't really look at nami. knowing cats, this will only get him more cat attention. ]
Oh, that's Nami. Seems like you found her.
[Yea
She starts batting lightly at his foot like she expects him to dance for her entertainment. Or to be picked up. Thankfully she's so small that her claws aren't an issue, but Phoenix will continue to suffer for now]
She was waiting for me in my cabin, so she got to miss the whole bus trip.
[Sanji looks happy? Wild. It's like he truly loves this jungle cat.]
She starts batting lightly at his foot like she expects him to dance for her entertainment. Or to be picked up. Thankfully she's so small that her claws aren't an issue, but Phoenix will continue to suffer for now]
She was waiting for me in my cabin, so she got to miss the whole bus trip.
[Sanji looks happy? Wild. It's like he truly loves this jungle cat.]
[ phoenix is always meant to suffer.... it's what he deserves. he wiggles his foot a little for her, fully prepared to suffer. his foot is bare, even. ]
Guess their portal got here before we did.
[ how funny. ]
But if you don't mind.. I'd like a chicken sandwich.
Guess their portal got here before we did.
[ how funny. ]
But if you don't mind.. I'd like a chicken sandwich.
[stinky hobo feet.
And yet she still bats at them with interest.]
Nami, you don't know where his feet have been.
[Voice vaguely disapproving as he watches his baby tiger play. Not an ounce of sympathy is spared for Phoenix's toes]
And fine, that'll be quick enough. Go sit somewhere before she tries to scale you like a tree.
And yet she still bats at them with interest.]
Nami, you don't know where his feet have been.
[Voice vaguely disapproving as he watches his baby tiger play. Not an ounce of sympathy is spared for Phoenix's toes]
And fine, that'll be quick enough. Go sit somewhere before she tries to scale you like a tree.
Edited 2020-06-10 03:30 (UTC)
[ gosh, sanji. ]
The ground, mostly. [ kill the feet. kill them. ]
She's pretty lively.
[ sure he'll sit down and wait nicely, but will nami get bored of him? ]
The ground, mostly. [ kill the feet. kill them. ]
She's pretty lively.
[ sure he'll sit down and wait nicely, but will nami get bored of him? ]
[If he sits, Nami will just straight-up try to jump into his lap like a literal house cat, though given she's so young, she botches the jump and flails straight back to the ground.
-- And Sanji, without missing a beat, walks right over, picks her up, and plops her on Phoenix's lap.]
Be careful, Nami.
[Babysit his tiger for a while, sir]
And of course, she's a baby. If she's not sleeping and eating, she's getting into mischief.
-- And Sanji, without missing a beat, walks right over, picks her up, and plops her on Phoenix's lap.]
Be careful, Nami.
[Babysit his tiger for a while, sir]
And of course, she's a baby. If she's not sleeping and eating, she's getting into mischief.
[ sanji why are you torturing phoenix like this ]
[ he just sits there while he presumably is a scratching post for cute little nami. ]
Well, I do have a little experience with that.
[ he just sits there while he presumably is a scratching post for cute little nami. ]
Well, I do have a little experience with that.
[ it can be both. ]
Hmm... the latter, for sure.
[ impossible to tell whether he's joking or not. ]
No animals, but plenty of rowdy kids. There's a lot of overlap.
Hmm... the latter, for sure.
[ impossible to tell whether he's joking or not. ]
No animals, but plenty of rowdy kids. There's a lot of overlap.
I've got a daughter. Fifteen. [ he's 33, very curious!! ]
[ he doesn't seem bothered by sanji's surprise ]
But I seem to attract kids. Must be my natural charisma.
[ yeah.... so charismatic... ]
[ he doesn't seem bothered by sanji's surprise ]
But I seem to attract kids. Must be my natural charisma.
[ yeah.... so charismatic... ]
[ wherever sanji is, phoenix has just popped up. like a weirdo. ]
You said you were from the castle, right?
[ no hi or hello... rude ]
You said you were from the castle, right?
[ no hi or hello... rude ]
[ hm. ]
.... Everything alright? Aside from the obvious.
.... Everything alright? Aside from the obvious.
That question's a write off, then?
[ gosh, sanji!! he's just a little concerned. ]
I was wondering if you recognized any of the voices. But if you're injured, that's a bigger concern.
[ gosh, sanji!! he's just a little concerned. ]
I was wondering if you recognized any of the voices. But if you're injured, that's a bigger concern.
[Sanji, who unfortunately does pay attention to everything written on those profiles, arches a brow immediately... but hey, that's not outside the realm of possibility. Maybe this hobo got freaky in his early years and jumpstarted a family]
Must be your natural something. [Nodding to Nami who is... kneading her baby claws into his legs]
She likes you.
Must be your natural something. [Nodding to Nami who is... kneading her baby claws into his legs]
She likes you.
In the castle... was there a person called Goro Akechi?
[ sanji don't play with knives ]
... If it's a cut, I can probably find something to disinfect it with.
[ sanji don't play with knives ]
... If it's a cut, I can probably find something to disinfect it with.
Well damn. You've been nosy, haven't you?
[Arching a brow]
Yeah, there was. He died near the end of the game, which is a shitty miracle seeing as most of the castle hated him.
[... And that last part earns a steady glare, Sanji clearly wanting to tell Phoenix to go shove it, but--]
Fine.
[Arching a brow]
Yeah, there was. He died near the end of the game, which is a shitty miracle seeing as most of the castle hated him.
[... And that last part earns a steady glare, Sanji clearly wanting to tell Phoenix to go shove it, but--]
Fine.
[ maybe he got teen pregnant, a mystery ]
[ he winces lightly, but frankly he's used to pain so. ]
Guess I make a pretty good scratching post.
[ he winces lightly, but frankly he's used to pain so. ]
Guess I make a pretty good scratching post.
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