[Sanji, who unfortunately does pay attention to everything written on those profiles, arches a brow immediately... but hey, that's not outside the realm of possibility. Maybe this hobo got freaky in his early years and jumpstarted a family]
Must be your natural something. [Nodding to Nami who is... kneading her baby claws into his legs]
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[ he just sits there while he presumably is a scratching post for cute little nami. ]
Well, I do have a little experience with that.
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... And also nah, he really needs a baby sitter, PLEASE AND THANK]
You... got animals?
[A pause]
Or you tryin' to say all you do is sleep, eat, and get into people's shit -- because I'd believe either of those answers.
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Hmm... the latter, for sure.
[ impossible to tell whether he's joking or not. ]
No animals, but plenty of rowdy kids. There's a lot of overlap.
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[He's
hm
Yeah, Sanji's a little bit shocked, and doesn't bother to hide his surprised tone]
How many? And how old are they?
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[ he doesn't seem bothered by sanji's surprise ]
But I seem to attract kids. Must be my natural charisma.
[ yeah.... so charismatic... ]
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Must be your natural something. [Nodding to Nami who is... kneading her baby claws into his legs]
She likes you.
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[ he winces lightly, but frankly he's used to pain so. ]
Guess I make a pretty good scratching post.
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[SANJI DARING TO THROW SHADE AT ANOTHER MAN FOR HIS FACIAL HAIR, I hope he dies a swift death]
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Aren't they usually taller?
[ is this a self burn ]