PHOENIX

[concasse]

will shitpost later

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[slobjection]

Nice yell.

[ funny, even though it says grape juice, it doesn't smell like grape juice. smells more like.. vodka? ]

Alcohol.

[ thanks phoenix ]

[concasse]

... That's almost too on the nose.

[Sir. You're not really a hobo are you? Sir???]

[slobjection]

I said disinfect. That's what I'm doing.

[ maybe...... anyway, hes going to wet a cloth with it. it's definitely vodka. ]

Ready?

[concasse]

Go on. Trust me -- this isn't the worst I've dealt with.

[ominous]

[slobjection]

Oh, I don't doubt it.

[ gently throws shade at sanji....... but yeah, with that, he's going to start cleaning and disinfecting!! using the towels as bandages. then wrapping it up with the shirt strips. ]

[concasse]

-- Oi, what's that supposed to-- ow!

[It is the same "ow" you'd hear from a child who pricked their finger -- so not any real declaration of pain -- but Sanji's expression sours into dissent regardless as he stands there, letting Phoenix do the work]

... Why did you waste a perfectly good shirt...

[slobjection]

To keep it together.

[ look he doesn't know sanji very well but he has a feeling this guy will aggravate his wounds if given the chance. ]

[ anyway once he's done he'll just give sanji whatever's left of the alcohol because he only drinks grape juice! ]

There you go. Try not to make it worse.

[concasse]

[Phoenix.... is correct.

Also his glower softens when he's given the last of the booze -- not that he drinks it, but his chef brain immediately veers into five different recipes by accident. And after a sigh:]

... Thanks.

[B\]

Guess I owe you dinner, shithead.

[B\\\\]

[slobjection]

[ its his to do what he pleases with..... but he just nods. ]

Think I'll take a raincheck. Top chef needs to be in top condition, after all.

[ .... ]

In the meantime, maybe put the knives back.