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[concasse]

[Sanji's at the bar probably with the rest of the village, holed up in a corner for a decidedly good portion of the evening/night, well after this mess. Catch him when he's depressingly sober, moderately drunk and pissed, or in the middle of destroying what's left of his kidneys.

He'll get home eventually. Somehow.]

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[concasse]

It's lasted this long?

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[goldenglasses]

Well, she was getting better. We were thinking maybe it was from the shock. She's already starting to feel better again.

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[concasse]

That shit Wolfwood better be taking care of her.

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[goldenglasses]

Don't worry, he's being the perfect gentlemen today.

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[concasse]

Hn. [Good to hear it... except now Sanji finds himself at a loss of words. He covers up the immediate silence by calling for another shot.]

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[goldenglasses]

[Ah! Who needs talking? Vash is just happy to sit and drink for awhile. Ordering himself another beer that he can enjoy sipping on. That is until he remembers that he's a bit of a blabber mouth at times.]

You know, if you ever wanted to talk about something and needed more advice than just your crew, Wolfwood is getting to be a better listener sometimes. He could use more practice. Oh, and me too, you know, when I'm not busy napping or something.

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[concasse]

[Almost immediately, Sanji squeezes his eyes shut, as if to block out Vash's offer. It means... a lot to him, actually. Sometimes an unspoken bond of friendship is made all the stronger when voiced - but that's not the problem here.

This is not a talkable thing. He can not just share what happened without hating himself all the more. He's still working through the numb bitterness twisting his insides]

... Thanks, Vash. [When his next glass comes, he cradles it between both hands and stares at the liquid] I'll keep it in mind.

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[goldenglasses]

[Vash will just give the bartender a quiet single to bring two more rounds quickly after that one.]

You know, we haven't had a drinking contest in awhile. Maybe we're due for another one. [Or at least a subject change.]

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[concasse]

[Subject changes he can do, and Sanji tries to reward Vash's attempts at lightening the mood by cracking a halfhearted joke] Tch, trying to get me into a dress again?

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[goldenglasses]

What? No way, sorry Sanji, but I'm not into men, especially ugly ones. No, now that I know just how well you cook I'd ask for a year supply of donuts!

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[concasse]

Who are you calling ugly, dumbass? [That's the extent of the anger he can muster up at an obvious jab. Jeez, even his pissiness is subdued.]

But fine, I'll take that bet.

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[goldenglasses]

Alright, what do you want if you win. Even if it is unlikely.

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[concasse]

Shave yourself bald.

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[goldenglasses]

WHAT!?

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[concasse]

You heard me, Broom Head.

Put that mop of yours on the line.

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[goldenglasses]

C-can't you just ask me to style it differently! You know go long haired for awhile or something!? [If only because he knows he doesn't look ugly with his hair long.]

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[concasse]

So a year's supply of donuts isn't worth it, huh...

Well, that's fine. [A shrug, and he leans forward on his stool] I don't blame ya.

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[goldenglasses]

But- but- couldn't you at least picked something a little less harsh!?

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[concasse]

If you don't like it, pick another game.

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[goldenglasses]

How about you just pick a different reward? I could do your dishes for a year!

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[concasse]

Why does it matter what the trade-off is, since you're so damn sure you're gonna win.

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[goldenglasses]

What if you get Nami to fight your battles again for you or something!

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[concasse]

Nami-san wouldn't help me with this one.

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[goldenglasses]

You could still cheat! Why do you want to see me bald anyway?

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[concasse]

How the hell am I gonna cheat with drinking? [He holds up his shot glass]

Look, I've already got a shitty head-start. Stop worrying. You'll probably win.