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[concasse]

[Sanji's at the bar probably with the rest of the village, holed up in a corner for a decidedly good portion of the evening/night, well after this mess. Catch him when he's depressingly sober, moderately drunk and pissed, or in the middle of destroying what's left of his kidneys.

He'll get home eventually. Somehow.]

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[concasse]

Why does it matter what the trade-off is, since you're so damn sure you're gonna win.

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[goldenglasses]

What if you get Nami to fight your battles again for you or something!

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[concasse]

Nami-san wouldn't help me with this one.

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[goldenglasses]

You could still cheat! Why do you want to see me bald anyway?

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[concasse]

How the hell am I gonna cheat with drinking? [He holds up his shot glass]

Look, I've already got a shitty head-start. Stop worrying. You'll probably win.

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[goldenglasses]

Fine, fine. It's a deal then. Bartender! More shots over here! Lots more shots!

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[concasse]

[... Shit, he must be mad starting a drinking game with this idiot.

Whatever. The moment a shot slides in front of him, Sanji takes it, propping his head on his hand and lazily lifting the glass in Vash's direction]

Got a toast?

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[goldenglasses]

To love and peace!

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[concasse]

[Should've figured. He resists twitching at that second word and clinks his glass with Vash's]

Right. Love and peace. [Bottoms up]

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[goldenglasses]

[Clink!] To love and peace! [Vash goes ahead and easily tips that glass back.]

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[concasse]

[There's another down. He switches the empty glass out for the newest shot]

Don't go getting so drunk I have to drag your ass back home.

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[goldenglasses]

Hey! At least we're not so far apart now if I have to carry you home! You're heavy! [Yes, he switched who's carrying who home on purpose.]

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[concasse]

I don't need you carrying me.

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[goldenglasses]

We'll see about that in a few more hours.

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[concasse]

Tch. Just shut up and drink, Broom Head.

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[goldenglasses]

Alright then, bottoms up. [He tips his head back and easily drains that drink and moves for the next one.]

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[concasse]

[Oh look, he got Vash to be quiet. B| Sanji can drink to that. And so he does, enjoying the now familiar burn and the comfortable lightheadedness that comes after his latest shot. Very slowly, he's starting to relax in his own drunkenness.

It's a relief.]

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[goldenglasses]

So, how many do I need to catch up on? I don't want you to complain when I win that there was a technicality.

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[concasse]

You think I've been paying attention?

Tch, we'll say... two.

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[goldenglasses]

I'll make it five! I want to win fair and square!

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[concasse]

I didn't drink five!

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[goldenglasses]

Like you remember, you drunk!