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Luceti Appointments Post

† A P P O I N T M E N T S †

This post is to be used specifically for one-on-one appointments and interactions with

concasse. o/ Probably because we're too busy/lazy to make a post or a separate log. [written], [voice/video], and [action] are all fair game - just mark the method of communication and the date in the subject line.

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ELICIA!

[No -chans today. And considering Sanji's vocal range, it's impressive how high of a note he squeezes out, looking like the girl just stabbed him in the back. He slaps his arms across his chest for modesty's sake - or perhaps he's just holding himself in a desperate bid to pretend this isn't real, there isn't photo evidence of this madness--]

W-wait, you two-- I--

[;; WHY DO YOU BOTH HATE HIM?]

Hi, I'm Elicia! I definitely wanna play!

[Gigglin' so hard at you, bro. You in a dress. |D]

I didn't know you liked dresses, big bro! We should play dress-up more often! Is it big sis Nami's? Will she be mad that you're wearing it?

Hi, Elicia! I'm Vivi!

[She hops down from the couch and heads for Sanji, taking one hand and tugging him lightly toward the couch.] C'mon, Sanji. Sit here and we can put on your makeup! [Waving Elicia to come over as well.]

[He's tempted to shout that he hates dresses, he doesn't even want to be in one, but the words die a swift death in his throat the moment Vivi grabs his hand and tugs him along like her personal life-sized Barbie Doll.]

Elicia-chan, don't tell Nami-san, okay? [He hangs his head, utterly defeated] We're just borrowing it.

Vivi?! I know another Vivi! She's got your hair, too!

[WHAT A COINCIDENCE. She shoves Sanji on the butt.]

Uwaaaah, you never said you like dress-up before, Sanji! We should play this more!

Really? [She remembers Rin mentioning something like that, too.] I don't know her! Maybe I can meet her before I go home.

Now sit here. [She gestures to the seat intended for Sanji in the middle of the couch.] I got lots of good stuff. Oh, you better take off your shoes. They look like man shoes, and I got these for you to wear! [And she holds up the black silk stocking so Sanji can see.]

Oi now, this is a one-time thing! [He will put his foot down on that, if nothing else. And he eyes the stockings Vivi holds up as if she's just offered him poisonous vipers to play with.]

My shoes aren't that bad, are they? [He takes them off anyway and holds them up for inspection, moot point though it may be.]

Your shoes don't work for dresses, big bro. They don't work at all.

[Seriously, don't you know high fashion?

~~no you don't, don't pretend you do~~]

Can I do his hair?

Edited 2012-07-16 07:49 (UTC)

[Vivi nods in solemn agreement with Elicia. Those shoes have got to go. She waggles the stockings in her hands.] Come on, put them on!

[Once Sanji has the stockings safely in hand, she climbs up on the couch, to the right of him, and beckons Elicia to the opposite side.] Sure! Make it look really pretty, okay? [She holds out the comb and barrettes to the other girl, and ponders her next task.]

[It's like being stuck in a torture chamber made of giggling little girls. Sanji drops his shoes to the floor with a barely concealed sigh of dejection, keeping the stockings in hand. He'll put them on in a second, once he musters up the energy for it. They've barely even started and all he wants to do is crawl into bed.

But in the end he keeps his back straight and his head held high, so Elicia can have an easier time getting at his hair.]

[... FROOOWN.

LOOK AT MY FROWN SANJI.]

Big bro, you don't look like you're having a lot of fun... do you not like playing with us? I thought the hair ties could be cute...

[3:^C]

Hair ties? Oh, I have some of those in my room! I'll get some!

[And she jumps off the couch and goes pelting to her bedroom. Sanji, those stockings better be on by the time she gets back. :|]

N-no, no! Of course that's not it, Elicia-chan! I love playing with you and Vivi-chan!

I'm just, uh... I'm not... very good! -- at playing dress up.

[>_> Well, it is pretty damn close to the truth. He watches Vivi flee the premises and takes another look at the stockings, nose close to wrinkling. He's not sure why, but there's something about their impractical stretchiness that makes him want to set the damn things on fire.

Then he thinks of what Vivi might do to him if they aren't on his feet by the time she returns...

Um yep. Putting them on now.]

Edited 2012-07-17 20:58 (UTC)

[Hmm, well! She brushes Sanji's hair, nodding.]

It's okay, bro. You'll get the hang of it, someday! Boys I know always have a hard time learning how to make their hair and stuff, but I'll teach you, noooo problems!

[And Vivi's back, a fistful of hair ties and similar things in her hand.] Here you go! [She lays the variety at Elicia's feet, and looks back to Sanji, nodding approvingly at the stockings on his feet.]

That looks much better! [She hops over his legs and back to her side of the couch.] Okay, now I'll do this part!

['This part' turns out to be taking the two pairs of socks and stuffing them down the front of his dress, one on each side. The results are more than a little lopsided.]

... Vivi-chan, I think you're gonna need more socks than that. [So he says as he tries not to wince when Elicia snags a tiny knot in his hair. He keeps himself very well-groomed but his body is not prepared for this.]

Yeah! 'Specially cuz big sis Nami's dress is pretty big in the front!

[you poor tortured soul]

Which colors do you want??

[LOOK AT THESE HAIR TIES. LOOK AT 'EM]

Edited 2012-07-22 08:13 (UTC)

[More socks? Well, if you insist.] Okay!

[And she hops off the couch again and goes pelting off. brb]

["Big" is an understatement. Sanji watches Vivi dart off with a casual glance before he turns to Elicia. It's almost like the part of his brain that should be terrified and outraged is slowly being won over by blank acceptance.

These girls are going to dress him up. He can't escape his fate. There is no such thing as God and his very existence is proof.]

... Green. [He points to a few of the hair ties] We gotta make it match the dress. [A pause, and then he points out the gold ones, too] What about these?

[Your dedication is staggering. There is a god. There are two gods and their names are Elicia and Vivi. SORRY 'BOUT IT, BRO.]

Green and gold! Okay, okay--it'll look so pretty!

I mean--

Handsome!

[Heheheh. Heh. Heh.]

You're really good at matching...

[And Vivi returns with several more pairs of socks in her arms, which she dumps unceremoniously onto the couch, scrambling up and reaching down the front of the dress to fish out the others.]

Hm. [This will take a little rearranging, since just stuffing multiple pairs of socks in there will result in a lumpy bosom. She begins to take apart some of the pairs, then forming a rough ball with the socks, and finally enclosing them in another sock--though it's a tight stretch. In fact, it's possible she might have gotten a little carried away, since the resultant sockball has even surpassed Nami's measurements.]

[She holds it up for Sanji to inspect.] Is that big enough? [And without waiting for an answer--she wants to move onto more exciting things!--Vivi wedges it back into the front of the dress, which it fills out more than adequately. Nodding, she quickly duplicates another makeshift falsie from the remaining socks, and pads out the other side of the dress. Congratulations, Sanji: you are now officially stacked.]

I've just had a lot of practice matching colors, Elicia-chan! [Sometimes with horrid results. His tone turns distracted when Vivi returns with with enough socks to stave off winter, however. What he expects is her shoving those woolen bastards down his front, but instead Sanji is treated to far more careful planning and execution than he bargained for. By the time she's finished shoving the second breast down his dress, the chef's eyes are large, horrified saucers, and his voice comes out a pathetic squeak]

I-I think these are bigger than Nami-san's...

[He is glancing down his front and holy shit he can't see his knees. AND WHY IS HE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION WITH CHILDREN? KILL HIM NOW]

Edited 2012-07-25 17:36 (UTC)

It's okay, big bro! You have a strong back so you can handle big ones!

[JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION

...

Also you might just have low pigtails on the back of yo' neck now. You're welcome.]

[Vivi just shakes her head.] You said to make them bigger! It's not even heavy! [Because that is clearly the problem here.]

[Vivi's already moving on, picking up the jewelry she'd carefully selected. First up are the earrings! She carefully clips them on, doing her best to make them symmetrical. Then it's time for the string of pearls.] Lean up.

[Vivi, sweetie, you are missing the point here. But oh, an order. Sanji obeys, absentmindedly tugging on his new earrings and trying not to think how much Nami will charge him if she ever finds out. Or maybe his lovely navigator will just blackmail him for the rest of his life.]

... Elicia-chan, what are you doing to my hair?

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