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Luceti Appointments Post

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... Vivi-chan, I think you're gonna need more socks than that. [So he says as he tries not to wince when Elicia snags a tiny knot in his hair. He keeps himself very well-groomed but his body is not prepared for this.]

Yeah! 'Specially cuz big sis Nami's dress is pretty big in the front!

[you poor tortured soul]

Which colors do you want??

[LOOK AT THESE HAIR TIES. LOOK AT 'EM]

Edited 2012-07-22 08:13 (UTC)

[More socks? Well, if you insist.] Okay!

[And she hops off the couch again and goes pelting off. brb]

["Big" is an understatement. Sanji watches Vivi dart off with a casual glance before he turns to Elicia. It's almost like the part of his brain that should be terrified and outraged is slowly being won over by blank acceptance.

These girls are going to dress him up. He can't escape his fate. There is no such thing as God and his very existence is proof.]

... Green. [He points to a few of the hair ties] We gotta make it match the dress. [A pause, and then he points out the gold ones, too] What about these?

[Your dedication is staggering. There is a god. There are two gods and their names are Elicia and Vivi. SORRY 'BOUT IT, BRO.]

Green and gold! Okay, okay--it'll look so pretty!

I mean--

Handsome!

[Heheheh. Heh. Heh.]

You're really good at matching...

[And Vivi returns with several more pairs of socks in her arms, which she dumps unceremoniously onto the couch, scrambling up and reaching down the front of the dress to fish out the others.]

Hm. [This will take a little rearranging, since just stuffing multiple pairs of socks in there will result in a lumpy bosom. She begins to take apart some of the pairs, then forming a rough ball with the socks, and finally enclosing them in another sock--though it's a tight stretch. In fact, it's possible she might have gotten a little carried away, since the resultant sockball has even surpassed Nami's measurements.]

[She holds it up for Sanji to inspect.] Is that big enough? [And without waiting for an answer--she wants to move onto more exciting things!--Vivi wedges it back into the front of the dress, which it fills out more than adequately. Nodding, she quickly duplicates another makeshift falsie from the remaining socks, and pads out the other side of the dress. Congratulations, Sanji: you are now officially stacked.]

I've just had a lot of practice matching colors, Elicia-chan! [Sometimes with horrid results. His tone turns distracted when Vivi returns with with enough socks to stave off winter, however. What he expects is her shoving those woolen bastards down his front, but instead Sanji is treated to far more careful planning and execution than he bargained for. By the time she's finished shoving the second breast down his dress, the chef's eyes are large, horrified saucers, and his voice comes out a pathetic squeak]

I-I think these are bigger than Nami-san's...

[He is glancing down his front and holy shit he can't see his knees. AND WHY IS HE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION WITH CHILDREN? KILL HIM NOW]

Edited 2012-07-25 17:36 (UTC)

It's okay, big bro! You have a strong back so you can handle big ones!

[JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION

...

Also you might just have low pigtails on the back of yo' neck now. You're welcome.]

[Vivi just shakes her head.] You said to make them bigger! It's not even heavy! [Because that is clearly the problem here.]

[Vivi's already moving on, picking up the jewelry she'd carefully selected. First up are the earrings! She carefully clips them on, doing her best to make them symmetrical. Then it's time for the string of pearls.] Lean up.

[Vivi, sweetie, you are missing the point here. But oh, an order. Sanji obeys, absentmindedly tugging on his new earrings and trying not to think how much Nami will charge him if she ever finds out. Or maybe his lovely navigator will just blackmail him for the rest of his life.]

... Elicia-chan, what are you doing to my hair?

Making pigtails! Are they cute, Vivi? I think they're straight...

[Vivi loops the pearls around Sanji's neck, leaning back as he leans forward to get a better view of his new hairstyle. She gives Elicia an enthusiastic nod.] They look good! Are you going to put more?

[Her small fingers fumble with the clasp of the necklace for a moment until the pin slips home. She takes another few seconds to arrange the pearls so they look even, the largest of them falling just below the space between Sanji's collarbones. Vivi picks up the variety of gold wrist bangles and offers them to Sanji, hopping down from the couch again. She points to her own wrist.] Put some on both sides.

[Moving in front of the unfortunate cook, she studies him with an appraising eye. He's really starting to look the part, she thinks, though his beard mars the effect more than a little. Oh well. Nothing to be done about that, and once they put on some makeup, maybe it won't be as noticeable.]

Sanji, you look really pretty already! [Just in case he was still having any doubts.]

[Pigtails, earrings, a necklace, and now bracelets. He slips them on, careful to hold his hands away from his body as he does so, lest he disturb the gigantic mounds attached to his chest. A shame he doesn't still have his wig... and that the thought crosses his mind Sanji takes as a sign that he's officially jumped off the deep-end.]

Shouldn't we give me a different name? [He says this lightly, hands back on his lap as his mind tries not to spiral further into hysterics.] "Sanji" doesn't sound like a princess.

[... Crap, he's right.

Hummmm.]

I dunno, I'm not very good at names...

[Oh, yes; that's a very good point. Vivi gives a solemn nod of acknowledgment. Sanji, you might be better at this then she thought.] Hmm...

[She takes a moment to mull over some options, since it seems like Elicia doesn't have any ideas.] Okay! Your new name can be Princess Rasenko! [That seems apt to her. Unless Sanji has any objections...]

... Rasenko?

[Is that a woman's name? Is that even real? Sanji has no clue, but as Vivi seems excited, he's not going to veto it.]

Princess Rasenko it is~!

The beautiful princess from... From the Land of Food!

[That kingdom is so cash. Like a buffet the size of a continent. Yessir.]

[Vivi giggles and nods at Elicia's suggestion.] Okay! Oh, and I'm gonna be Sir Vivi, the Hero! You can be a hero too, Elicia! Or...whatever you want to pretend!

[Hm, which reminds her, she should probably get some sort of heroic outfit together for herself once they finish dolling Sanji up. It shouldn't be too hard, though. Maybe just a dashing cape and something to use for a sword...]

[Okay, even Sanji's gotta admit that sounds adorable. His kingdom sounds awesome]

You gonna be Sailor Lion again, Elicia-chan?

Well, of course! A hero can't just change her hero name, y'know!

[She puffs out her chest, scowling.]

But Sir Sailor Lion sounds pretty cool...!

Sailor? A knight of the sea? [She climbs back onto the couch after taking one more good look at Sanji, gathering up a couple of eyeshadow pallets. She points to a sparkly green and holds it up so Elicia can see.]

How about this, so it matches the dress? Oooh! And this too! [Now holding up some metallic gold eyeshadow too. Never mind that the green isn't a perfect match, or that neither shade is suited to Sanji's complexion. These are clearly perfect.]

[Ohsdfoahsd oh no you don't, Vivi. Sanji is performing an intervention even if it kills him.]

J-just a second, Vivi-chan! [Before she tackles him to the ground and turns him into the sparkliest princess there ever was, he picks out a palette a little more kinder to his skin tone - a lighter shade of green, to start with] How about this one instead? [After a moment, he picks up some hues in the purples. If they just dusted the sides of his eyelids...]

I guess we'll need eyeliner too. [Pause] And some shitty blush. [No foundation, that would take too much time. Though he supposes the girls will want lipstick as well.]

Big bro, no cuss words!

[SCOWL.]

... Do we have blush and eyeliner?

[what is eyeliner

we're still on the subject of make-up, right? :|a]

[Dis face, Elicia. YOU GUYS ARE PUTTING HIM IN A DRESS, OKAY?! And he's pretty damn sure princesses can't smoke either, so have some mercy]

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