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Sanji "flaming bullshit" Vinsmoke ([personal profile] concasse) wrote2000-03-16 06:46 pm

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[personal profile] justribbing 2016-03-29 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
...Wow. Says the guy hittin' below the belt.

[ Kinda loves you for that one, pal.

And... is it getting hot in here, or is it just--ah.

One blazing leg. There's a kinda magic in that, too, judging from the palette he's most familiar with, but another shrug has rows of bones jutting up abruptly out of the stone and mortar floor, shining blue--

and harmless!

So long as you DON'T MOVE.

Easier said than done, when he's summoned them beneath Sanji's feet. ]


No thanks. Still full from the pie.
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[personal profile] freedom_engineer 2016-03-29 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Besides, all three of us are already full of shit.

[He steps back from Sans, eyeing Sanji with a cocky grin. He's not reaching for a weapon yet, just giving Sans a bit of room to work his magic as it were.]

Not sure we should take you seriously though, there's a schoolyard taunt about pants on fire after all...

[personal profile] justribbing 2016-03-31 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ LOVE taps.

Sounds about right. They do very little damage. Minimal, really.

Sanji, do you feel your sins crawling on your back?

It's the... lingering, leaden ache that should be more concerning, the weight of KARMIC RETRIBUTION sipping away at his strength. How much it burns like bright acid through him is up to a judge of greater authority than Sans, but he doesn't expect a pirate to be particularly beholden to the laws of morality.

Sanji is a lot faster than Sans anticipated, kicking off of thin air to bear down on him like a meteorite.

He can dodge, but the reach of that heat is long--

c l i c k

--in the span of camera shutter (and much the same disorienting experience, like a second's gone missing) there's only the floor to meet Sanji's attack, and the skeleton standing on the other end of the corridor, hands in his pockets.

He whistles through his teeth. ]


Quick, aintcha.

[ Sans will need a way to slow him down.

White bones emerge in rows, stacking, building vectors and curves that leave an ever-narrowing corridor with sharp turns and twists. You wanna fly, cook? How good are you at an obstacle course? ]
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[personal profile] freedom_engineer 2016-04-01 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Someone didn't skip leg day.

[Colin's just standing back, watching the bones, and watching Sanji. He's a little more tense now, active and prepared to move if he needs to, but he's letting Sans handle this for now.]

You got this, Sans? Not feeling the heat yet?

[He's got full confidence in his friend's abilities... and when his friend needs him, he's got full confidence in his own too.]
Edited 2016-04-01 20:09 (UTC)

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[personal profile] justribbing 2016-04-01 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Sans shuffles back a half-step, gauging the distance, the path of the two fireballs flung in his direction as he fires back a verbal volley of his own. It isn't worth dodging, there's nowhere to go. He gives up, but not without his irreverent humor.

"Goodness, gracious. Great balls of fi--"

The first fireball skims his sleeve, but the second one crashes into his perpetual grin. He collapses into a heap of dust--

What? That didn't happen?

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[personal profile] justribbing 2016-04-01 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Sans shuffles back a half-step, gauging the distance, the path of the two fireballs flung in his direction with his grin set. He ducks and throws himself to the left as cyan and yellow fire blooms in his left eye socket, streaming like a blue ribbon as he weaves around the third fireball flung where he still had room to run.

He sees the other one hurtling for the place he'd move next to avoid the fiery splash damage, wastes a precious second dismissing the cluster of bones taking up too much room. His coat catches fire--

What's that look for? Relax! Just kidding with you.

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[personal profile] justribbing 2016-04-01 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
One swing of his left hand sends a cluster of bones flying up from the floor where they were rooted.

Sans shuffles back a half-step, gauging the distance, the path of the two fireballs flung in his direction with his grin set. He ducks and throws himself to the left as cyan and yellow fire blooms in his left eye socket, streaming like a blue ribbon as he weaves around the third fireball flung where he still had room to run.

He sees the other one hurtling for the place he'd move next to avoid the fiery splash damage, but nothing stands between him and where he can dodge. Sans pauses there to check on Colin, doesn't see the other fireball he missed.

It doesn't.

...Huh? Are you sure that's not how it went?

Well, ok. If you insist.

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[personal profile] justribbing 2016-04-01 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Three potential choices failed.

Sorry, Sans-es. Guess you couldn't make the cut.

The one that does, Sans has faith enough that he doesn't check on Colin, doesn't miss the fireball, but when he holds up his left hand and sweeps up in a wave rows upon rows of bones from the floor, they spin high above him like a pinwheel. They scatter the last fireball. He feels the heat but not the flames.

Smells like burnt dust and sizzling magic.

5/5 gomen thank you for indulging me

[personal profile] justribbing 2016-04-01 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"We're gonna need to clip those wings."

Blue magic seeks out Sanji's SOUL, tries to bind itself to it, to sink its oppressive weight on him, but to hold, not to stick him to the floor like a butterfly. Sans seems to stroll forward casually, gives an almost negligent sweep of his left arm and then a force might just slap into Sanji like a truck.

It'll seek to throw him bodily into one of the Sarcophagi, the large, jug-like stone constructs flanking the walls.

"Now how's that taste, cook? Ready for seconds?"
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[personal profile] freedom_engineer 2016-04-02 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Colin just sighs, and shakes his head. Finishing this like a fight would be easy, in theory... draw his pistol, target something vital, put a pair of rounds in the pirate and be done with it.]

[He's not here for that, though.]


You know, this never ends well when you start pulling out the party favors.

[He starts to shuffle from foot to foot, finding a rhythm in his head.]

Watch the sarcophagi, though. Last time someone broke those, there were some problems...

[And with his warning given, Colin suddenly breaks out in dance. Hopping from foot to foot, moving as though the floors on fire, and spinning frequently, the steps Colin executes now are a significant departure from the steps he's performed many times before...]

[But as he moves, the temperature in the alter room rises a bit, and the air grows a little more dry. A wind picks up as well, and motes of sand (?!) start being carried on the breeze, impacting against Sanji. It's not much NOW... But does he want to see what comes next?]

[personal profile] justribbing 2016-04-02 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know I ain't tryin' to kill him.

[ That, delivered to Colin sotto voce, skips straight to the matter of the sarcophagi, as he whistles lowly while pieces go flying into the air. ]

Really? Huh. Thanks for the heads up.

[ Finishing this like a fight would be easy -- if Sans wasn't a monster and was more like Colin, or if Sanji wasn't a Straw Hat Pirate and one of the notorious Monster Trio. But there's a few verifiable facts here about the way he's fighting Sanji, and the offer of an explanation will lay his intentions bare.

He's not toying with him, but neither is he trying to kill the guy, either.

Sans is keeping an eye socket out for what passes for the pirate's HP and, uh, isn't surprised to notice he seems to be getting stronger as the battle goes on. That will to live. That... potential, that indefatigable desire to mold his own fate.

Humans and their Determination, geez.

The air begins to sing with magic, dry and hot. It's something different, something entirely unique from Hotland's steamy, volcanic humidity, the bone-deep gravel-rumble of the magic in the belly of the mountain.

And Sanji... ]


Wow. That look on your face. That's the look of a man ready to fight for his life, confident he can win. But I ain't interested in your life, buddy.

Remember: we tried chatting, you decided we were a couple'a pushovers talkin' outta our back ends.

[ With his hands spreading at his sides in a shrug: ]

Guess I underestimated just how mad you were.
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[personal profile] freedom_engineer 2016-04-02 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That depends, you gonna be okay?

[Colin doesn't cease his dance, but his steps certainly change. Their intensity is calmer, less directed. The sandstorm that was brewing to assail Sanji peters out, instead the warm winds begin to whip around Colin himself.]

[Sorry guys, you got this dance started, he's going to take advantage of it to enjoy the weather.]


You need anything?

[He's slightly miffed that things had to take this course, but there's no lasting anger there.]

[personal profile] justribbing 2016-04-03 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sans stands there, having slipped both hands back into the pockets of his blue jacket, his hood flapping against his back in the winds he feels circling now around the Corsican dancing nearby. In contrast with Sanji, his acceptance of the expression of Colin's magic (or more accurately, the vehicle of its generation) is not from unimpressed stoicism. He's just had time to become used to it, has seen what can come about of those steps.

Hell, he's even combined his magic with Colin's, and wasn't that an experience. There's a lot of power in that stuff.

It's probably as much effort and the heat in the air that has beads of condensed magic sliding down the curve of his skull while he watches the pirate's bloodlust reined in and replaced with a new sobriety. Bones start to disappear from the floor and walls, going translucent and dispersing into so much ambient magic, leaving the air momentarily charged with a potential that swiftly fades. ]


...

[ He doesn't say anything, Sans stands there, breathes evenly, and waits for Sanji to make his choice. ]
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[personal profile] freedom_engineer 2016-04-04 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, Sans. Let's go get some snacks.

He's got some thinking to do. We left a mark. You left a pretty big one.

[He grins, still moving through the steps. That is the problem with the dances he performs... he could certainly stop moving, let the sands and the winds die down. But to disappoint the world that he'd drawn out for this performance would be a grave insult. It was probably the one aspect of the dance that he understood just as well as his father. "Leave them wanting more" requires satisfaction in the first place. You can't just end it on a whim.]

And cook, look me up when you're cooled off. Something tells me we're not quite done overall.

[personal profile] justribbing 2016-04-04 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure. Lemme just clean up.

[ He remembers how Colin had kept up his dance -- albeit in a different one -- even as they guided two shell shocked kids from the wreckage of a disastrous adventure. There's magic in that, he can feel it, but Sans doesn't understand the rules and mechanics the act falls under. Colin sure does, though, so perhaps at some better time he'll ask.

Right now, Sans is standing there, not yet making a move to head out, even if he nods in agreement.

Sorry, he isn't doing a damn thing, other than to unhitch the snag on time, torchlight resuming their own dance, until Sanji's left.

That's when he drops down to sit on the floor with a wheezy sigh, mopping at his skull with his sleeve. Hey, when he's said he's not much of a fighter, he meant that. He hasn't had a workout like that in months, and like hell he was going to undo everything he'd established with the cook by betraying just how weak he is.

Geez. ]