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Sanji "flaming bullshit" Vinsmoke ([personal profile] concasse) wrote2012-04-13 01:53 pm

005↠ ACTION/VIDEO

[Hello, Luceti Residents.

Guess what? Someone turned Seventh Heaven inside out criminally early in the morning, meaning even the staff will be in for a surprise. There are tables and chairs grouped together in front of the restaurant, shielded from the sun by large umbrellas. That in itself is odd, but the real attention-grabber is how much food some of the tables are holding. Dinner platters, breakfast feasts, desserts, finger foods, and everything in-between - it's all right there, protected from bugs with see-through plastic covers. And right in front of this mouth-watering display is a sign:

Take What You Can Eat.

Really. There's even a stack of plates and silverware, along with some carry-home boxes in case anyone wants to shove their fridge full of leftovers. Dump the dirty plates in a bin off to the side; he his workers will get to it later. And should the gluttons of Luceti lay siege to the feast, no worries; Sanji's captain is Luffy, after all. He'll be replenishing the tables well into the afternoon, along with any other chefs who might be working that day.

Whether you see him inside the restaurant, bustling around the kitchen like a man possessed, or spot him outside restocking the food, everyone will find the Head Chef in a... really good mood for someone who took a few days off to recover from the trauma that is your AU self "dying". He's just all heart-filled smiles and affectionate ass-whooping, depending on your sex.

... Clearly he's gone mad. B|

And then later, journal announcement! Because why not:]


Oi, for anyone who didn't see -- [He turns his journal camera to the food display, sounding exceedingly pleased with himself.] Take what you can eat! There's plenty for everyone. If not, I'll have to make Luffy finish off the rest, and we wouldn't want that. [A-aha]

And for anyone who's interested, I'm looking for another waitress or two, maybe one more chef. [8D] Any help's appreciated, ladies~!

... And I suppose you other guys, too.

[It's a good day for some cookin; So come at him, bros.]

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[personal profile] phasingthrough 2012-04-17 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Yeah, I totally heard of that. What an awesome place to work.

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[personal profile] phasingthrough 2012-04-20 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I totally will. I need more things to do here.

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[personal profile] phasingthrough 2012-04-20 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
What are you looking for? [She's willing to help.]

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[personal profile] phasingthrough 2012-04-20 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that shouldn't be too hard. I'll help you look.

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[personal profile] phasingthrough 2012-04-21 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[What? Was he really...hitting on her? She'll let it slide. This time...]

Oh here! [Yay! She found it!] There ya go.

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[personal profile] phasingthrough 2012-04-21 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, okay. [She does what she's told, but she looks rather confused when doing so.]

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[personal profile] phasingthrough 2012-05-07 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, it's not gonna work with her pony tail. She tries, and gets kinda far, but it does fall off.]

Maybe if my hair wasn't up. But, I can do something else. [Kitty decides to show her powers by walking through a table.] At least no one can run into me.

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[personal profile] phasingthrough 2012-05-11 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I like it. [She grins happily.]

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[personal profile] phasingthrough 2012-05-11 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It works for anything I'm touching. So, if we were touching, I could phase you through the wall with me.

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[personal profile] phasingthrough 2012-05-16 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Haven't yet. [She grins.] So, do I got the job?

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[personal profile] phasingthrough 2012-05-19 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Big bright smiles.]

Great! [But her powers are REALLY cool! At least no one can trip her.] When can I start?

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[personal profile] phasingthrough 2012-05-19 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
No way? That is, like, the coolest job ever! Why can't jobs be like this at home? [She knows why, but still.]