concasse: (sheepish↠ can I call a redo?)
Sanji "flaming bullshit" Vinsmoke ([personal profile] concasse) wrote2012-04-13 01:53 pm

005↠ ACTION/VIDEO

[Hello, Luceti Residents.

Guess what? Someone turned Seventh Heaven inside out criminally early in the morning, meaning even the staff will be in for a surprise. There are tables and chairs grouped together in front of the restaurant, shielded from the sun by large umbrellas. That in itself is odd, but the real attention-grabber is how much food some of the tables are holding. Dinner platters, breakfast feasts, desserts, finger foods, and everything in-between - it's all right there, protected from bugs with see-through plastic covers. And right in front of this mouth-watering display is a sign:

Take What You Can Eat.

Really. There's even a stack of plates and silverware, along with some carry-home boxes in case anyone wants to shove their fridge full of leftovers. Dump the dirty plates in a bin off to the side; he his workers will get to it later. And should the gluttons of Luceti lay siege to the feast, no worries; Sanji's captain is Luffy, after all. He'll be replenishing the tables well into the afternoon, along with any other chefs who might be working that day.

Whether you see him inside the restaurant, bustling around the kitchen like a man possessed, or spot him outside restocking the food, everyone will find the Head Chef in a... really good mood for someone who took a few days off to recover from the trauma that is your AU self "dying". He's just all heart-filled smiles and affectionate ass-whooping, depending on your sex.

... Clearly he's gone mad. B|

And then later, journal announcement! Because why not:]


Oi, for anyone who didn't see -- [He turns his journal camera to the food display, sounding exceedingly pleased with himself.] Take what you can eat! There's plenty for everyone. If not, I'll have to make Luffy finish off the rest, and we wouldn't want that. [A-aha]

And for anyone who's interested, I'm looking for another waitress or two, maybe one more chef. [8D] Any help's appreciated, ladies~!

... And I suppose you other guys, too.

[It's a good day for some cookin; So come at him, bros.]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Ideas forming! And that is never good!)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-04-17 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
But what about the the girls who might want some? Milly's been craving donuts recently. She even ate all the ones I had hidden around the house!
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Meryl has her man whipped good)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-04-19 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
But then she'd have to wait! If you make them now then she won't! [No, he is not beneath hiding behind a pregnant woman for donuts.]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I didn't do it!!)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-04-22 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
W-Well, she would! Just lucky that M-Milly is the patient sort of person!
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I want my mommy!!)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-05-09 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT THAT RUINS THE DONUT!
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I spy with my little eye something CUTE)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-05-14 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Buuuuut could you make me some while you're making hers?
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Meryl has her man whipped good)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-05-15 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
You know, you say if I ever want donuts that I should just ask and not try to be sneaky about it, but every time I ask you say no! How is that fair!?
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Excellent!)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-05-16 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
So, you'll make me some donuts? Please?
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I want my mommy!!)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-05-20 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[NEW TACIT NEEDED! Vash falls to his knees and looks up at the chef with tears in his eyes.] Aw! Come on Twinkle Toes! Have a heart!