![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Entry tags:
005↠ ACTION/VIDEO
[Hello, Luceti Residents.
Guess what? Someone turned Seventh Heaven inside out criminally early in the morning, meaning even the staff will be in for a surprise. There are tables and chairs grouped together in front of the restaurant, shielded from the sun by large umbrellas. That in itself is odd, but the real attention-grabber is how much food some of the tables are holding. Dinner platters, breakfast feasts, desserts, finger foods, and everything in-between - it's all right there, protected from bugs with see-through plastic covers. And right in front of this mouth-watering display is a sign:
Take What You Can Eat.
Really. There's even a stack of plates and silverware, along with some carry-home boxes in case anyone wants to shove their fridge full of leftovers. Dump the dirty plates in a bin off to the side; hehis workers will get to it later. And should the gluttons of Luceti lay siege to the feast, no worries; Sanji's captain is Luffy, after all. He'll be replenishing the tables well into the afternoon, along with any other chefs who might be working that day.
Whether you see him inside the restaurant, bustling around the kitchen like a man possessed, or spot him outside restocking the food, everyone will find the Head Chef in a... really good mood for someone who took a few days off to recover from the trauma that is your AU self "dying". He's just all heart-filled smiles and affectionate ass-whooping, depending on your sex.
... Clearly he's gone mad. B|
And then later, journal announcement! Because why not:]
Oi, for anyone who didn't see -- [He turns his journal camera to the food display, sounding exceedingly pleased with himself.] Take what you can eat! There's plenty for everyone. If not, I'll have to make Luffy finish off the rest, and we wouldn't want that. [A-aha]
And for anyone who's interested, I'm looking for another waitress or two, maybe one more chef. [8D] Any help's appreciated, ladies~!
... And I suppose you other guys, too.
[It's a good day for some cookin;
So come at him, bros.]
Guess what? Someone turned Seventh Heaven inside out criminally early in the morning, meaning even the staff will be in for a surprise. There are tables and chairs grouped together in front of the restaurant, shielded from the sun by large umbrellas. That in itself is odd, but the real attention-grabber is how much food some of the tables are holding. Dinner platters, breakfast feasts, desserts, finger foods, and everything in-between - it's all right there, protected from bugs with see-through plastic covers. And right in front of this mouth-watering display is a sign:
Take What You Can Eat.
Really. There's even a stack of plates and silverware, along with some carry-home boxes in case anyone wants to shove their fridge full of leftovers. Dump the dirty plates in a bin off to the side; he
Whether you see him inside the restaurant, bustling around the kitchen like a man possessed, or spot him outside restocking the food, everyone will find the Head Chef in a... really good mood for someone who took a few days off to recover from the trauma that is your AU self "dying". He's just all heart-filled smiles and affectionate ass-whooping, depending on your sex.
... Clearly he's gone mad. B|
And then later, journal announcement! Because why not:]
Oi, for anyone who didn't see -- [He turns his journal camera to the food display, sounding exceedingly pleased with himself.] Take what you can eat! There's plenty for everyone. If not, I'll have to make Luffy finish off the rest, and we wouldn't want that. [A-aha]
And for anyone who's interested, I'm looking for another waitress or two, maybe one more chef. [8D] Any help's appreciated, ladies~!
... And I suppose you other guys, too.
[It's a good day for some cookin;
So come at him, bros.]
no subject
[And because Sanji has been in Luceti for two and a half years, he expects one of three reactions: "The hell, you're too nice to be a pirate.", "That is wicked awesome.", or "Oh okay. I've heard weirder."
So just in case, he expands on that answer] Not the shitty pillaging kind, though we've got a lot of those back on my world. My crew's not into that. [Amused sigh] My captain's more invested in adventures.
no subject
Oh. Oh! Are you from the same place as, erm...Captain Smoker?
no subject
You'd be correct. [Though she's got him curious now] Did he talk about us?
no subject
No, actually. Not specifically. He mentioned pirates, and that they're different from the sort we have on my world. Later on someone called Inspector Zenigata explained it all to me.
no subject
Heh. In any case, we're called the Straw Hat Pirates. If you're ever in a tight spot, just give us a call~!
no subject
[She grins a little at the offer.] I can't say I've ever met a helpful pirate. Not that I've met a pirate at all, to be fair.
no subject
And I promise you, we're all one of a kind~! [He grins; that is true, if nothing else] I bet you'd like Nami-san, too - our navigator, and the most sensible one here.
no subject
no subject
no subject