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[concasse]

[Hello, Luceti Residents.

Guess what? Someone turned Seventh Heaven inside out criminally early in the morning, meaning even the staff will be in for a surprise. There are tables and chairs grouped together in front of the restaurant, shielded from the sun by large umbrellas. That in itself is odd, but the real attention-grabber is how much food some of the tables are holding. Dinner platters, breakfast feasts, desserts, finger foods, and everything in-between - it's all right there, protected from bugs with see-through plastic covers. And right in front of this mouth-watering display is a sign:

Take What You Can Eat.

Really. There's even a stack of plates and silverware, along with some carry-home boxes in case anyone wants to shove their fridge full of leftovers. Dump the dirty plates in a bin off to the side; he his workers will get to it later. And should the gluttons of Luceti lay siege to the feast, no worries; Sanji's captain is Luffy, after all. He'll be replenishing the tables well into the afternoon, along with any other chefs who might be working that day.

Whether you see him inside the restaurant, bustling around the kitchen like a man possessed, or spot him outside restocking the food, everyone will find the Head Chef in a... really good mood for someone who took a few days off to recover from the trauma that is your AU self "dying". He's just all heart-filled smiles and affectionate ass-whooping, depending on your sex.

... Clearly he's gone mad. B|

And then later, journal announcement! Because why not:]

Oi, for anyone who didn't see -- [He turns his journal camera to the food display, sounding exceedingly pleased with himself.] Take what you can eat! There's plenty for everyone. If not, I'll have to make Luffy finish off the rest, and we wouldn't want that. [A-aha]

And for anyone who's interested, I'm looking for another waitress or two, maybe one more chef. [8D] Any help's appreciated, ladies~!

... And I suppose you other guys, too.

[It's a good day for some cookin; So come at him, bros.]

Comments

[catus_carnival]

Huh?

[As she speaks mid-bite, already sinking her teeth into some poor meat dish.]

[concasse]

[Those teeth are terrifying]

Just... chew before you swallow. [He can't stop himself from being concerned. If she's anything like Luffy, she'll devour the bones as well]

[catus_carnival]

Okay! I can remember that.

[...Yeah. She will. But at least she has the teeth for it. Which aren't terrifying at all.]

[concasse]

[In that case, Sanji gives her a wide berth so she can tear into that food with gusto.

Though he drops by fairly often to check on her progress. How many plates does she demolish after ten minutes?]

[catus_carnival]

[Only two by now, she's taking care not to choke and just...savor the flavor. Mmmmmm. What's noticeable is that she's literally cleaning the plates like this. Licking and all.]

[concasse]

[That's both disturbing and flattering. Sanji finds himself smirking]

Taste good?

[catus_carnival]

Yeah! Did you make all of this?

[concasse]

Every morsel~!

[catus_carnival]

Wow...you're really good at cooking, meow!

[concasse]

[OKAY HE CANNOT HELP HIMSELF ANYMORE.]

Miss -- are you a... cat?

[catus_carnival]

Kind of. Tao is a Kaka.

[concasse]

And a Kaka is...?

[catus_carnival]

A species.

[This is the easiest and probably only way to explain it.]

[concasse]

[He'll take it.]

And your name is Tao?

[catus_carnival]

[Nodnod.]

That's right. I'm Taokaka!

[concasse]

Such a pleasure to meet you, Taokaka-chan~!

[Despite his initial wariness... Hey, a lady is a lady.]

[catus_carnival]

It's nice to meet you too, meow!

[concasse]

If you ever need anything, just call for Sanji and I shall come galloping to your rescue~!

[catus_carnival]

Okay! Tao will remember that.

[You get so many points in her book by making all of this wonderful food, Sanji.]