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Sanji "flaming bullshit" Vinsmoke ([personal profile] concasse) wrote2012-04-13 01:53 pm

005↠ ACTION/VIDEO

[Hello, Luceti Residents.

Guess what? Someone turned Seventh Heaven inside out criminally early in the morning, meaning even the staff will be in for a surprise. There are tables and chairs grouped together in front of the restaurant, shielded from the sun by large umbrellas. That in itself is odd, but the real attention-grabber is how much food some of the tables are holding. Dinner platters, breakfast feasts, desserts, finger foods, and everything in-between - it's all right there, protected from bugs with see-through plastic covers. And right in front of this mouth-watering display is a sign:

Take What You Can Eat.

Really. There's even a stack of plates and silverware, along with some carry-home boxes in case anyone wants to shove their fridge full of leftovers. Dump the dirty plates in a bin off to the side; he his workers will get to it later. And should the gluttons of Luceti lay siege to the feast, no worries; Sanji's captain is Luffy, after all. He'll be replenishing the tables well into the afternoon, along with any other chefs who might be working that day.

Whether you see him inside the restaurant, bustling around the kitchen like a man possessed, or spot him outside restocking the food, everyone will find the Head Chef in a... really good mood for someone who took a few days off to recover from the trauma that is your AU self "dying". He's just all heart-filled smiles and affectionate ass-whooping, depending on your sex.

... Clearly he's gone mad. B|

And then later, journal announcement! Because why not:]


Oi, for anyone who didn't see -- [He turns his journal camera to the food display, sounding exceedingly pleased with himself.] Take what you can eat! There's plenty for everyone. If not, I'll have to make Luffy finish off the rest, and we wouldn't want that. [A-aha]

And for anyone who's interested, I'm looking for another waitress or two, maybe one more chef. [8D] Any help's appreciated, ladies~!

... And I suppose you other guys, too.

[It's a good day for some cookin; So come at him, bros.]
dragoneer: (Ayyup.)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-04-14 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Toothless makes a positively joyful noise. DOES THAT MEAN WHAT HE THINKS IT MEANS OH BOY OH BOY.]

Iiii'd take that as a yes.
dragoneer: (That's not a good sound.)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-04-15 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Just in time, too. Toothless was eyeing another plate when Sanji returns with the HOT DAMN IS THAT ALL FOR HIM?

Oh, dear. Toothless goes bounding for the plate. Hopefully doesn't knock Sanji over in the process.]


Toothless--be careful!
dragoneer: (Breast hat)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-04-15 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL the plateful of sushi at least keeps Toothless occupied for the moment. He's taking his time with this one, instead of guzzling it down like the first time.]

Wha--uhhh, yeah, he is. [Just don't say that cat thing out loud.] Sorry. I know he's a bit rambunctious, but he's not dangerous or anything like that.

[Unless he hates you. But you brought him fish, Sanji. This is a good thing you have done.]
dragoneer: (Kidding. You're kidding.)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-04-15 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Quite a few, my friend. Quite a few.

At the word "trainer", Hiccup stiffens a bit. Not like he, you know, spent the past week thinking he was a Pokemon trainer or anything...]


Ahh...more or less, I guess? That's one way to put it. He's more like my best friend, really.
dragoneer: (I have to eat that?)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-04-15 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, I kind of am, too. [Not exactly like Toothless is subtle. But they did most of their flying away from the village, at least.]

But...uh. You've probably made a good impression with the food, soooo don't be too surprised if you see him more often now.
dragoneer: (Buh.)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-04-16 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Not--all the time! Buuut he comes with me to the smithy pretty often. Iiii wouldn't be surprised if he tries to sneak over here while I'm working, or something.

[...But, uh.] I'll--um--try to keep him from doing that, though.
dragoneer: (The gears are clicking)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-04-17 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, he, uh--[Well, it's a bit much to just promise that. Toothless gets so enthusiastic, after all.

He nudges Toothless in the leg, who is still busy munching away.]
What do you say? Think you can abide by that?

[No jumping? Yeah, he can probs live with that. For the sake of delicious food.]
dragoneer: (Ayyup.)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-04-18 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeeeaaah, Hiccup isn't exactly the best at...naming things.]

Me? I'm Hiccup. [Pause.] It's...a great name, I know. It's nice to meet you, Mister, ahh...
dragoneer: (...Teeth.)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-04-19 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[He was apprenticed to a guy named Gobber the Belch. It could have been much, much worse.]

Ahhh--nice to meet you. [A slightly uneasy grin.] Ohhhh, a pirate, huh? That's...neat.
dragoneer: (Kidding. You're kidding.)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-04-20 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's, uh, not that. [Jack had never tried to do that, at least.] Just--don't try to give me any advice on women. Er. Wooing. Whatever you want to call it.

[A lot of awkward experiences, man.]
dragoneer: (Buh.)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-04-20 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Iiiiiii--[Oh dear. He may have made some false assumptions about the nature of pirates.]

Uh. Just going off of experiences I've had with pirates, that's all.
dragoneer: (.....Huh.)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-04-20 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh...the Jack Sparrow kind?

[Are there many different kinds of pirates? Hiccup had no idea.]

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