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[Hello, Luceti Residents.
Guess what? Someone turned Seventh Heaven inside out criminally early in the morning, meaning even the staff will be in for a surprise. There are tables and chairs grouped together in front of the restaurant, shielded from the sun by large umbrellas. That in itself is odd, but the real attention-grabber is how much food some of the tables are holding. Dinner platters, breakfast feasts, desserts, finger foods, and everything in-between - it's all right there, protected from bugs with see-through plastic covers. And right in front of this mouth-watering display is a sign:
Take What You Can Eat.
Really. There's even a stack of plates and silverware, along with some carry-home boxes in case anyone wants to shove their fridge full of leftovers. Dump the dirty plates in a bin off to the side; hehis workers will get to it later. And should the gluttons of Luceti lay siege to the feast, no worries; Sanji's captain is Luffy, after all. He'll be replenishing the tables well into the afternoon, along with any other chefs who might be working that day.
Whether you see him inside the restaurant, bustling around the kitchen like a man possessed, or spot him outside restocking the food, everyone will find the Head Chef in a... really good mood for someone who took a few days off to recover from the trauma that is your AU self "dying". He's just all heart-filled smiles and affectionate ass-whooping, depending on your sex.
... Clearly he's gone mad. B|
And then later, journal announcement! Because why not:]
Oi, for anyone who didn't see -- [He turns his journal camera to the food display, sounding exceedingly pleased with himself.] Take what you can eat! There's plenty for everyone. If not, I'll have to make Luffy finish off the rest, and we wouldn't want that. [A-aha]
And for anyone who's interested, I'm looking for another waitress or two, maybe one more chef. [8D] Any help's appreciated, ladies~!
... And I suppose you other guys, too.
[It's a good day for some cookin;
So come at him, bros.]
Guess what? Someone turned Seventh Heaven inside out criminally early in the morning, meaning even the staff will be in for a surprise. There are tables and chairs grouped together in front of the restaurant, shielded from the sun by large umbrellas. That in itself is odd, but the real attention-grabber is how much food some of the tables are holding. Dinner platters, breakfast feasts, desserts, finger foods, and everything in-between - it's all right there, protected from bugs with see-through plastic covers. And right in front of this mouth-watering display is a sign:
Take What You Can Eat.
Really. There's even a stack of plates and silverware, along with some carry-home boxes in case anyone wants to shove their fridge full of leftovers. Dump the dirty plates in a bin off to the side; he
Whether you see him inside the restaurant, bustling around the kitchen like a man possessed, or spot him outside restocking the food, everyone will find the Head Chef in a... really good mood for someone who took a few days off to recover from the trauma that is your AU self "dying". He's just all heart-filled smiles and affectionate ass-whooping, depending on your sex.
... Clearly he's gone mad. B|
And then later, journal announcement! Because why not:]
Oi, for anyone who didn't see -- [He turns his journal camera to the food display, sounding exceedingly pleased with himself.] Take what you can eat! There's plenty for everyone. If not, I'll have to make Luffy finish off the rest, and we wouldn't want that. [A-aha]
And for anyone who's interested, I'm looking for another waitress or two, maybe one more chef. [8D] Any help's appreciated, ladies~!
... And I suppose you other guys, too.
[It's a good day for some cookin;
So come at him, bros.]
[Voice]
[Voice]
Yes but -- [And he points to the journal] Luffy, make sure you leave enough for everyone else. Got it?
[Voice]
[Voice]
[Voice]
[Grumblegrumblegrumble. He mumbles something under his breath while pouting.]
Hmph, how can you say that to me, I'm the captain. I've been letting you guys get off too easy all these years.
[Voice]
Shithead, you'd eat us out of food if I let you! [There are reasons Sanji's grown fond of giant mousetraps]
[Voice]
You think that'd fix the problem? [He's talking to you as if he just gave you a reasonable suggestion.]
[Voice]
Tell me. What do you need in order to buy food? [he speaks slowly and precisely. C'mon, captain, he knows you can do this]
[Voice]
[Is that right?]
[Voice]
So what happens if we buy a lot of food, eh? We run out ooooof....
[Voice]
He he taps the side of his fist into his open palm/]
OH! We run out of Beri!!! Right??
[Voice]
If we're low on beri, and you eat all the food, do we have anything to buy more food with?
[Voice]
...no. [...] But if we find a ton of treasure on an adventure we could definitely buy more meat!
[Voice]
[Luffy, face it; your crew sucks when it comes to traditional pirating.
Kicking ass? Gold stars across the board. Pirating? Flunk-outs, the lot of them]
[Voice]
Hnn... well we don't find it all THAT often...
Damn! So you really don't think there's a way to have as much food as we want one the ship?? [Because that's obviously how things work when you're on a ship anyway.]
[Voice]
... Or try and steal extra helpings when my back is turned.
... Or sneak into the kitchen at night.