concasse: (sheepish↠ can I call a redo?)
Sanji "flaming bullshit" Vinsmoke ([personal profile] concasse) wrote2012-04-13 01:53 pm

005↠ ACTION/VIDEO

[Hello, Luceti Residents.

Guess what? Someone turned Seventh Heaven inside out criminally early in the morning, meaning even the staff will be in for a surprise. There are tables and chairs grouped together in front of the restaurant, shielded from the sun by large umbrellas. That in itself is odd, but the real attention-grabber is how much food some of the tables are holding. Dinner platters, breakfast feasts, desserts, finger foods, and everything in-between - it's all right there, protected from bugs with see-through plastic covers. And right in front of this mouth-watering display is a sign:

Take What You Can Eat.

Really. There's even a stack of plates and silverware, along with some carry-home boxes in case anyone wants to shove their fridge full of leftovers. Dump the dirty plates in a bin off to the side; he his workers will get to it later. And should the gluttons of Luceti lay siege to the feast, no worries; Sanji's captain is Luffy, after all. He'll be replenishing the tables well into the afternoon, along with any other chefs who might be working that day.

Whether you see him inside the restaurant, bustling around the kitchen like a man possessed, or spot him outside restocking the food, everyone will find the Head Chef in a... really good mood for someone who took a few days off to recover from the trauma that is your AU self "dying". He's just all heart-filled smiles and affectionate ass-whooping, depending on your sex.

... Clearly he's gone mad. B|

And then later, journal announcement! Because why not:]


Oi, for anyone who didn't see -- [He turns his journal camera to the food display, sounding exceedingly pleased with himself.] Take what you can eat! There's plenty for everyone. If not, I'll have to make Luffy finish off the rest, and we wouldn't want that. [A-aha]

And for anyone who's interested, I'm looking for another waitress or two, maybe one more chef. [8D] Any help's appreciated, ladies~!

... And I suppose you other guys, too.

[It's a good day for some cookin; So come at him, bros.]
selphie_t: (up to absolutely no good)

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-04-14 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[And Selphie grins devilishly while she picks up a cream puff and pops it in Sanji's mouth when gets close. Afterwards, she'll smile sweetly at the success of her mission.]

So I heard you're lookin' for a waitress?
selphie_t: (another smile)

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-04-14 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to apply.

[And she's dead serious.]
selphie_t: (Look to the sky)

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-04-14 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[She's holed herself up inside by herself for far too long and it's made her remember that she needs to be around people. With that in mind, she smiles confidently and nods.]

I'm positive.
selphie_t: (cheer with a hint of mischief)

First guy who grabs her butt is getting all the coffee on their crotch jsyk.

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-04-14 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[This is either going to be a prime example of divine providence or a recipe for disaster. Either way, Selphie's grinning from ear to ear.]

Woohoo!
selphie_t: (another smile)

Good call, Sanji. ^^;;

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-04-17 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Glad to be aboard!

Uniforms? [Selphie frowns at the thought. SeeD uniforms were far from comfortable.]
selphie_t: (:))

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-04-22 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
A pony named Rarity? No sorry, I only know Applejack.
selphie_t: (:))

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-04-23 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sure! Do you know what they look like?
selphie_t: (:D)

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-05-05 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooh! Nice!