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[Hello, Luceti Residents.
Guess what? Someone turned Seventh Heaven inside out criminally early in the morning, meaning even the staff will be in for a surprise. There are tables and chairs grouped together in front of the restaurant, shielded from the sun by large umbrellas. That in itself is odd, but the real attention-grabber is how much food some of the tables are holding. Dinner platters, breakfast feasts, desserts, finger foods, and everything in-between - it's all right there, protected from bugs with see-through plastic covers. And right in front of this mouth-watering display is a sign:
Take What You Can Eat.
Really. There's even a stack of plates and silverware, along with some carry-home boxes in case anyone wants to shove their fridge full of leftovers. Dump the dirty plates in a bin off to the side; hehis workers will get to it later. And should the gluttons of Luceti lay siege to the feast, no worries; Sanji's captain is Luffy, after all. He'll be replenishing the tables well into the afternoon, along with any other chefs who might be working that day.
Whether you see him inside the restaurant, bustling around the kitchen like a man possessed, or spot him outside restocking the food, everyone will find the Head Chef in a... really good mood for someone who took a few days off to recover from the trauma that is your AU self "dying". He's just all heart-filled smiles and affectionate ass-whooping, depending on your sex.
... Clearly he's gone mad. B|
And then later, journal announcement! Because why not:]
Oi, for anyone who didn't see -- [He turns his journal camera to the food display, sounding exceedingly pleased with himself.] Take what you can eat! There's plenty for everyone. If not, I'll have to make Luffy finish off the rest, and we wouldn't want that. [A-aha]
And for anyone who's interested, I'm looking for another waitress or two, maybe one more chef. [8D] Any help's appreciated, ladies~!
... And I suppose you other guys, too.
[It's a good day for some cookin;
So come at him, bros.]
Guess what? Someone turned Seventh Heaven inside out criminally early in the morning, meaning even the staff will be in for a surprise. There are tables and chairs grouped together in front of the restaurant, shielded from the sun by large umbrellas. That in itself is odd, but the real attention-grabber is how much food some of the tables are holding. Dinner platters, breakfast feasts, desserts, finger foods, and everything in-between - it's all right there, protected from bugs with see-through plastic covers. And right in front of this mouth-watering display is a sign:
Take What You Can Eat.
Really. There's even a stack of plates and silverware, along with some carry-home boxes in case anyone wants to shove their fridge full of leftovers. Dump the dirty plates in a bin off to the side; he
Whether you see him inside the restaurant, bustling around the kitchen like a man possessed, or spot him outside restocking the food, everyone will find the Head Chef in a... really good mood for someone who took a few days off to recover from the trauma that is your AU self "dying". He's just all heart-filled smiles and affectionate ass-whooping, depending on your sex.
... Clearly he's gone mad. B|
And then later, journal announcement! Because why not:]
Oi, for anyone who didn't see -- [He turns his journal camera to the food display, sounding exceedingly pleased with himself.] Take what you can eat! There's plenty for everyone. If not, I'll have to make Luffy finish off the rest, and we wouldn't want that. [A-aha]
And for anyone who's interested, I'm looking for another waitress or two, maybe one more chef. [8D] Any help's appreciated, ladies~!
... And I suppose you other guys, too.
[It's a good day for some cookin;
So come at him, bros.]
[Action]
... just don't mind Law sliding up to these tables outdoors, and literally helping himself to anything healthy looking. That means all your desserts (and things with bread) are safe.
Anything else is fair game to be cleaned away.
...
Oi.
... what's with that face, man? Come on... he's hungry.
Look. He's not as bad as your captain, his brother, or Jewelry Bonney, okay?]
[Action]
...
Fine. He's refrained from gaping. For long periods of time.
And given that Luffy is his captain, it doesn't take long before Sanji's desensitized to the sight. Eventually he comes around with trays in hand to replenish the dent Law put in some of the tables, though before he bothers setting anything down:]
Should I just leave these here with you? [He's serious. Might as well not get anyone's hopes up]
[Action]
[He's just going to look very... hungrily at those dishes. That is a spectacular looking spread there.
Absolutely... spectacular... mO_Om]
[Action]
Just what shitty plate are you on, anyway?
Re: [Action]
... I've... lost track?
[Action] 1/2
[It's the most beautiful thing Sanji's ever seen. TABLE MANNERS. Sanji nearly feels his heart break at the sight]
[Action]
Please, you need to teach Luffy how to eat like this.
[Action]
...
[You are asking the impossible.]
...
... alright?
[SO WHY IN HELL IS HE AGREEING?!]
[Action]
... Oi, have you seen Luffy eat before? [Forgive him for being suspicious. It's just that no man alive would rightly agree to those terms without any form of compensation.
Either Law is mad or he's a god.]
[Action]
... god, this place. ;;]
... uh... let me think on that...
[HAS he seen Luffy eat?]
[Action]
Have you seen Ace eat?
[Action]
Shit. Worse?
[Yes, he swore.]
[Action]
Maybe I'm just biased, but... [A hesitant pause, and then a nod]
Between him and the shitty skeleton, I forgot what good table manners look like.
[Action]
... [SOB.]
If I do this, I want plenty of alcohol. Enough to drown a man. I think... I will need it sorely.
[Action]
[If it comes down to it, he'll put his neck on the line and take a few from Zoro's personal stash]
Want me to call him over now? [... wait, no, that's too cruel] Actually, why don't you finish your meal?
[Action]
Thank you.
[This is going to be the ultimate battle. Something that will shake Luceti to its core if it succeeds. Something no non Strawhat pirate would really dare to do.
Teach Strawhat Luffy table manners.]
[Action]