concasse: (sheepish↠ can I call a redo?)
Sanji "flaming bullshit" Vinsmoke ([personal profile] concasse) wrote2012-04-13 01:53 pm

005↠ ACTION/VIDEO

[Hello, Luceti Residents.

Guess what? Someone turned Seventh Heaven inside out criminally early in the morning, meaning even the staff will be in for a surprise. There are tables and chairs grouped together in front of the restaurant, shielded from the sun by large umbrellas. That in itself is odd, but the real attention-grabber is how much food some of the tables are holding. Dinner platters, breakfast feasts, desserts, finger foods, and everything in-between - it's all right there, protected from bugs with see-through plastic covers. And right in front of this mouth-watering display is a sign:

Take What You Can Eat.

Really. There's even a stack of plates and silverware, along with some carry-home boxes in case anyone wants to shove their fridge full of leftovers. Dump the dirty plates in a bin off to the side; he his workers will get to it later. And should the gluttons of Luceti lay siege to the feast, no worries; Sanji's captain is Luffy, after all. He'll be replenishing the tables well into the afternoon, along with any other chefs who might be working that day.

Whether you see him inside the restaurant, bustling around the kitchen like a man possessed, or spot him outside restocking the food, everyone will find the Head Chef in a... really good mood for someone who took a few days off to recover from the trauma that is your AU self "dying". He's just all heart-filled smiles and affectionate ass-whooping, depending on your sex.

... Clearly he's gone mad. B|

And then later, journal announcement! Because why not:]


Oi, for anyone who didn't see -- [He turns his journal camera to the food display, sounding exceedingly pleased with himself.] Take what you can eat! There's plenty for everyone. If not, I'll have to make Luffy finish off the rest, and we wouldn't want that. [A-aha]

And for anyone who's interested, I'm looking for another waitress or two, maybe one more chef. [8D] Any help's appreciated, ladies~!

... And I suppose you other guys, too.

[It's a good day for some cookin; So come at him, bros.]
i_am_not_cute: (the happiest you'll ever see me)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-05-06 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Another giggle from her.]

If cooking were an Olympic sport, you'd win the gold medal!
i_am_not_cute: (ahahaha.........ha)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-05-06 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[And someone needs to stop being, erm, world-ist. THERE ARE OTHER WORLDS BESIDES YOUR OWN, PAO-LIN, GEEZ.]

Oh, um! The Olympics is this really big, famous sports competition in my world, where people from all over the world compete to win medals.
i_am_not_cute: (don't taze me bro)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-05-06 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
N-no, I don't think so! [There's things like Iron Chef and such, but that doesn't quite count for the purposes of this conversation. I think.] But if it were, you'd totally win first place.
i_am_not_cute: (i feel pretty)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-05-06 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Teehee, you are so silly, Mr. Sanji.]

Oh, um, would it be okay if I could get a bag or something for all of these takeout boxes? [She's accumulated quite a lot; it's like the Leaning Tower of Takeout.] It's kind of a lot to carry...
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) that's what SHE said!)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-05-09 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's good! Thanks a lot!

[Aaaaaand swiftly but carefully she begins stacking the boxes and containers inside the bag. She tosses the extra inside; she could probably use those for her party later on today.]

Anyway, I gotta go now, but I'll try to make it back later to get more food. [All the free food is one of the best things about Luceti, in her humble opinion.]