... The restaurant I was on was attacked by pirates.
I was a kid -- and stupid -- and picked a fight because I thought I was gonna die, even though the pirates hadn't laid a hand on anyone.
Well, got my ass handed to me, lemme tell you. They didn't try to kill me, just got me out of the way, but... a storm hit, and both of the ships sank.
Me and the pirate captain were the only survivors. Got washed up on top of a rock that was too smooth on the sides, so we couldn't even climb down to fish. Our only choice was to wait for a ship to pass by and rescue us.
[... A pause. He sighs, and continues]
It... took a while. Three months. In the meantime, the captain gave me a small bag with food in it, and kept a larger bag for himself. When I was... desperate-- [Starving and dying] -- I tried to steal the shit from him, and just... found a bunch of gold. The lying bastard had given me near everything.
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I was a kid -- and stupid -- and picked a fight because I thought I was gonna die, even though the pirates hadn't laid a hand on anyone.
Well, got my ass handed to me, lemme tell you. They didn't try to kill me, just got me out of the way, but... a storm hit, and both of the ships sank.
Me and the pirate captain were the only survivors. Got washed up on top of a rock that was too smooth on the sides, so we couldn't even climb down to fish. Our only choice was to wait for a ship to pass by and rescue us.
[... A pause. He sighs, and continues]
It... took a while. Three months. In the meantime, the captain gave me a small bag with food in it, and kept a larger bag for himself. When I was... desperate-- [Starving and dying] -- I tried to steal the shit from him, and just... found a bunch of gold. The lying bastard had given me near everything.
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I don't think anybody would really blame you.