NATALIE

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will shitpost later

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[Well, first off:]

Why would your family kill you? What the fuck?

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[Oh honey]

Well, if I wanna get technical... they didn't try to kill me so much as they kidnapped me, threw me into a forced marriage, and it's my fiancé that wants to kill all of us.

[Semantics]

There ain't a lot of love for me when it comes to my blood relatives.

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...And I thought my family was messed up. Holy shit.

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It's just shitty politics. That bastard who calls me his offspring is too focused on power and conquering.

[...]

I got away from 'em for a while. That's better than some.

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I guess so. Still, it's just...

[I hate that I had to think so hard about an unequivocally happy memory that I eventually asked the mods if it was fine to use something from this game. Anyways, as she glances his way again, he'll experience something new. It's warm and fond, the kind of butterflies that normally come with dumb teenage crushes.

And she's going red as soon as she realizes what that was.]

—Um.

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[...


Sanji quickly turns away so she won't see his face but his shoulders are shuddering in that way that implies... laughter...

There are so many hets in this game, he's dying.]

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—Shut up!

[It's sputtered out as soon as she realizes he's laughing, and she's immediately going red.]

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-- Forgive me, but you're both so cute!

[Surprise, Sanji is the W3 victim, killed by Natalie in the kitchen. He deserved to die.]

I'm stopping, I swear!

[... Well he stopped laughing, but grinning? Nah, that stays]

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I'm not cute!

[She's absolutely shoving at him, though it's light.]

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Right, right! Not cute at all! I'll remember next time!

[He flops over...! Okay not completely but he's noodly from previous laughter]

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I will remember this and have my revenge.