Belph

[concasse]

Will put in some meme here later

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[axilium]

... I am truly torn between you screwing with me now or that being the bizarre truth.

[concasse]

Well, technically it's not flight. S'not like I got wings.

[Pointing to his legs]

But turns out if you can move your legs fast enough, it's possible to kinda... kick off the air.

[axilium]

I don't think that's how science works, but okay. Your world is weird.

[concasse]

Yeah, yeah. You're not the first to say that.

-- But back to the point! Could you suddenly go hopscotching across the air with that item of yours now? If you copied me? Because that shit is powerful.

[...]

And it might save your ass in the future, so you better use it for that.

[axilium]

Unless you can go hopscotching in the air here, I doubt it.

[concasse]

... Yeah, I guess that shit would be cheating.

[Sounding sad??? Maybe he wanted to see Belph literally fly]

[axilium]

Probably. I'll just have to use it for something boring like borrowing someone's combat skill or whatever.

[concasse]

... You'd use me, right? Right?

[axilium]

Do you really want me to?

[concasse]

I mean, literally kicking someone's ass would probably get you outta trouble, I'm just saying.

[axilium]

[he laughs.]

True. I'll keep you at the top of the list if I ever need to beat someone up, then.