Belph

[concasse]

Will put in some meme here later

Comments

[axilium]

[a snort]

Sure, I won't do anything to make Hikage come after you with a gun. Where to?

[concasse]

... I was gonna settle for the kitchen, but I guess that's not... romantic?

[HM]

I guess I could make something and we could eat it by the lake.

[axilium]

Psssh, who says it needs to be romantic? You know what, there was an area in the portal I wanted to check out, and I think I saw a kitchen there. Two birds with one stone.

[concasse]

[Oh god, a pragmatic date. Sanji snickers]

Shit, I'll take it. It's the thought that counts... maybe.

[They're going to crash and burn this task]

[axilium]

The task didn't specify anything but to have fun, so Winter can blame their poor wording if they wanted romance.

[off they go]

[concasse]

Tch... good point.

[Just lead him to the kitchen, Belph. That's what he's here for]

Oi, and what do you want me to make?

[axilium]

[he leads him to subd's week one gateway! aka kitchen.]

Surprise me!

[concasse]

You say like I don't got at least a thousand recipes just floating in my shitty head...

[Belph making him do all of the work?? god]

Right, well... you like spicy food, right?

[axilium]

What's wrong with leaving it to the expert?

[he nods.]

Yep.

[concasse]

... Firecracker chicken.

[Said with a straight face even though that name is Something]

[axilium]

Sounds interesting.

[concasse]

Interesting and hot, just the way I assume you like it.

[rolling up his sleeves] What are you gonna be investigating while I cook?

[axilium]

I saw somewhere with alcohol.

[concasse]

-- That's why we're here?!

[axilium]

Well, that and other stuff. It's got an interesting aesthetic and I need a break from camp.

[concasse]

... Shit, I guess that's fair.

[...]

You better bring some back for me when you find any.

[axilium]

Aye aye, will do. Wouldn't want to be a bad date, after all.