I can create an enchanted item that disappears by the end of the week, and it can only benefit me and be used by me. Also, nothing that prevents or reverts death—I asked.
In return, I have to give up one of my senses for the week. Steph and Hikage don't know that part, so I'd prefer it if you didn't mention it without reason.
[... this is probably gonna bite him in the ass, but--]
I can plant false evidence at a crime scene before a crime happens. Can't see the crime scene, but if I wanna pin shit on someone or draw suspicion away...
[Is it any surprise given the type of person Sanji is?]
... But I'd rather have it than someone else. If worse comes to worst, I'll convict myself to buy us time... just in case something goes shitty in the future.
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Goddamnit, I'm trying to be a team player here!
[he's not even mad at Belph, just the camp and its bullshit]
I mean, I don't think they'd kill us over this shit, would they...?
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[he shrugs.]
I can create an enchanted item that disappears by the end of the week, and it can only benefit me and be used by me. Also, nothing that prevents or reverts death—I asked.
In return, I have to give up one of my senses for the week. Steph and Hikage don't know that part, so I'd prefer it if you didn't mention it without reason.
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I can plant false evidence at a crime scene before a crime happens. Can't see the crime scene, but if I wanna pin shit on someone or draw suspicion away...
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That's, uh, something.
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[Is it any surprise given the type of person Sanji is?]
... But I'd rather have it than someone else. If worse comes to worst, I'll convict myself to buy us time... just in case something goes shitty in the future.
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[he nods.]
So, if the evidence points to you, I should play along?
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[Without hesitation]
'Course, I'll try to give you a proper heads up if I can, since I'll have to act it out, too...
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[Actually canonically, Sanji seizes up on the stage when he's trying to recite lines. They are so lucky this isn't a play]
All I gotta do is act dodgy and half the group will be ready to incriminate me within an hour.
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[HE REFUSES]
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[The protag list is terrifying]
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We do have a lot of those types here, huh? I was about to ask where they were in the castle, but I guess that was maybe Natsuo.
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[And Sanji IS a shonen. Just the surprisingly practical, "whelp guess I'll just die" type]
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