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Sanji "flaming bullshit" Vinsmoke ([personal profile] concasse) wrote2011-11-04 04:27 am

001↠ Action/Voice

[There is something extraordinarily jarring about finding yourself in a chilled, unfamiliar forest, when two seconds ago you were under the sea, fighting off a legion of crazed fishmen. The blonde man clad in the usual New Feather's garb is none too pleased with this switch once he gathers his bearings, and he sets off in a direction that might be right, straining to hear any sounds of battle, only half-mindful of the journal he hasn't ditched yet. The hows and whys can wait until he's back with his crew.

He'll come across the town, eventually, once a certain child skipping school sets him straight. And it will feel like the longest half hour of Sanji's life, hearing what she says to him -- and once she's safely back home and past her tears, he's going to... head straight to the grocery.

Cigarettes. Need them. Now. He flies through a pack of the damn things before grabbing another, shoving it into a flimsy pocket like it's his last sane lifeline. It might as well be. Navigating back home (...home), along an all-too familiar path, makes his head and chest hurt from the seeping memories.

Heh, what a load of shitty bull. He doesn't want to be here. Except he sorta does. Maybe. And damn, it'd be nice if he could make up his mind.

There will be no such luck today. He goes home, combing the house for available crew members; any kind of anchor and stability. And after that, there's the clothing shop for his suits. Then Seventh Heaven. Then tracking down every person his memory supplies a name for - Xion. Miyabi. Sayo. Katara. Vash. Wolfwood. Isamu. Shit how many are there? - until his head feels too full and he goes to collapse at the bar around evening. Only then does the journal open.]


... Oi. [Fuck, where does one begin? Let's start with a name] It's Sanji. [Pause, and then with tired ire] Guess you shitheads aren't rid of me yet.


[ooc: If you think Sanji would look for your character... then he would probably look for your character. XD So yeah. << RUN INTO HIM ANYWHERE, previous CR or otherwise! He's all over town, and I care not for these things called continuity and time (save for who finds him in the forest - that honor goes to Elicia.)]

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I did!

[And he swerves in his seat to give the man a deviously evil stare]

Bet you would've left that shitty detail out, idiot. Shouldn't you be on your honeymoon, on the beach or something?
Edited 2011-11-06 08:18 (UTC)
notabluesbro: ([Facepalm] ugh. come on.)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-11-06 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Leaaaaning back a bit.]

Hey, hey, give me a break here! Just because I've wed people before doesn't mean I'm very good at this. Besides, it was a... spur of the moment thing. I'll make sure we do something a little nicer later.

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Tch. So I heard. [Oh, he's not letting up just yet, but his smile is a mix of amused grilling and honest concern]

What a time to pop the question, preacher. [he exhales a breath of smoke]
notabluesbro: ([Smile] I have this under control.)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-11-06 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs.]

Well, I didn't really plan for it. But it made her happy, and it's not like I wasn't planning on doing it eventually. Might as well go for it, right?

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Well, they say when a woman gets married, you can tell, because she's practically glowing.

[He smirks lightly, staring ahead] Never seen Milly-chan light up like that before. Not bad, Wolf.

[Total approval. 8|b]
notabluesbro: ([Smile] See ya' around.)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-11-06 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so does that mean I have my blessings from the pirate with the funny goatee? You're too kind. [HE'S GLAD YOU APPROVE, NOT!BRO.]

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
So much, I'll even let that comment slide for now, shithead.
notabluesbro: ([Smile] Just a little cunning)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-11-07 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
[pffft. he grins.]

I'm glad to see you again, too. Shithead.

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, if Wolfwood wanted to cheer him up... he apparently succeeded. Sanji slides back into his seat, looking far more at ease than ten minutes ago]

You should. Milly-chan recruited me for a certain cake.
notabluesbro: ([Smile] oh wut.)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-11-09 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, boy. It'd better be the biggest cake Luceti's ever seen, if I have any say in it.

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oi now, like I'd disappoint a married woman. [He gives no shits about you. B|]
notabluesbro: ([Bye])

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-11-10 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, hey, careful or I'll start using Milly as my megaphone.

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-12 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
What are you complaining about, shithead. Of course it's gonna be the biggest cake Luceti's ever seen.
notabluesbro: ([Vash] Ahahaha sorry!)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-11-13 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
The biggest?

See, this is why I became your friend, right here.

[nudge, nudge |D]

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-17 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Don't get too excited. It'll take the whole village to fight Luffy off it.
notabluesbro: ([...])

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-11-17 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
....




Shit.


We'll have to keep a stick handy to keep him back with.

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Tch. We'll need a lot more than sticks.

Maybe a couple of flame throwers...
notabluesbro: ([Smile] I have this under control.)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-11-20 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hnnn. I'm not so sure turning your captain into a crisp is a healthy way to deal with food thieves.

But as long as you don't put any mouse traps in my cake, go wild.
Edited 2011-11-20 09:13 (UTC)

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry; he'll survive it, I guarantee it.

And still steal half of the cake.
notabluesbro: ([Curious] You're not serious... are you?)

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2011-11-26 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
... Maybe we can just tell him we're spraying for bugs in the kitchen.