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Sanji "flaming bullshit" Vinsmoke ([personal profile] concasse) wrote2011-11-04 04:27 am

001↠ Action/Voice

[There is something extraordinarily jarring about finding yourself in a chilled, unfamiliar forest, when two seconds ago you were under the sea, fighting off a legion of crazed fishmen. The blonde man clad in the usual New Feather's garb is none too pleased with this switch once he gathers his bearings, and he sets off in a direction that might be right, straining to hear any sounds of battle, only half-mindful of the journal he hasn't ditched yet. The hows and whys can wait until he's back with his crew.

He'll come across the town, eventually, once a certain child skipping school sets him straight. And it will feel like the longest half hour of Sanji's life, hearing what she says to him -- and once she's safely back home and past her tears, he's going to... head straight to the grocery.

Cigarettes. Need them. Now. He flies through a pack of the damn things before grabbing another, shoving it into a flimsy pocket like it's his last sane lifeline. It might as well be. Navigating back home (...home), along an all-too familiar path, makes his head and chest hurt from the seeping memories.

Heh, what a load of shitty bull. He doesn't want to be here. Except he sorta does. Maybe. And damn, it'd be nice if he could make up his mind.

There will be no such luck today. He goes home, combing the house for available crew members; any kind of anchor and stability. And after that, there's the clothing shop for his suits. Then Seventh Heaven. Then tracking down every person his memory supplies a name for - Xion. Miyabi. Sayo. Katara. Vash. Wolfwood. Isamu. Shit how many are there? - until his head feels too full and he goes to collapse at the bar around evening. Only then does the journal open.]


... Oi. [Fuck, where does one begin? Let's start with a name] It's Sanji. [Pause, and then with tired ire] Guess you shitheads aren't rid of me yet.


[ooc: If you think Sanji would look for your character... then he would probably look for your character. XD So yeah. << RUN INTO HIM ANYWHERE, previous CR or otherwise! He's all over town, and I care not for these things called continuity and time (save for who finds him in the forest - that honor goes to Elicia.)]

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
That so... [he takes the hand absentmindedly.]

Tch, don't tell me the shithead looked like me, too.

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
No resemblance at all! Well, he did have a goatee as well, but it was a little better trimmed than yours.

[It's okay, Sanji, you still have the hypno eyebrow. 8Db]

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oi oi. [Twitch. HEY NOW HE WORKED HARD ON THIS THING. But he'll let that comment slide for now.]

So long as he doesn't go around impersonating me, I don't care.

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
He seemed nice! [So he doubts it.] But nevermind that! Have you been here long? I see that you haven't found your clothes just yet.

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
An hour or two... but forget the shitty clothes for a sec. [He nearly forgot why he's here]

Help me find a lighter in this crap.

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Certainly! A lighter shouldn't be too difficult to find.

[....right?]

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe if Sanji wasn't the biggest buttmonkey of his series and a cute, magical girl hadn't saddled him with a curse... then yes, it wouldn't be too difficult to find.

Seeing as that's not the case here... But lo! Not long after Brook offers his services, Sanji's eyes trail up to just the right spot]


Oh wait, I see one. [At the top of the shelf, a bit higher than he'd normally reach. Still, he sees no reason making Brook do the work. Sanji makes a swipe, hoping to at least knock it to the ground, but instead he hits the tip and it goes spiraling backwards in the air--

And hits a broom at just the right angle so that it shifts and falls towards Sanji--

And somehow manages to hook the handle of a bucket that had been bent over it, pulling it forward as well--

Which then splashes all its contents - paint. pink paint - onto a gaping chef who is so stuck in shock he can't even bother to wonder why there's fresh paint, in a bucket, balanced precariously on a shelf]


...

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hm? Where at-- Eek!

[Flailing away from that! It misses him at least.]

Sanji-san! Are you all right?

[The answer to this question is very important in regards to what he does next.]

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
... Nn.

[Sorry Brook. Sanji can't hear you over his hot pink goatee. Just. Gonna wipe some of the paint off his face >_>]

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Moving may as well answer that question. Definitely fine then!






...]

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yohohoho-ho-ho-ho!

[POINTING. YOU LOOK SO RIDICULOUS.]

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
I WILL KILL YOU, BASTARD.

[MAKING MENACING STEPS TOWARDS YOU. Which, really, is stupid. There's paint on the floor, Sanji! Don't you know you could slip on it like a banana peel and reel backwards, crashing into another shelf, where a second bucket awaits in the shadows to poor glitter on your head?









They're hot purple. To compliment this hot mess]

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Can't... breathe... evenifIhavenolungsyohohohoho!

[SANJI, HE WOULD HELP YOU BUT HE CAN'T SEEM TO STOP ROLLING ON THE GROUND, LAUGHING.

Oh right there's still paint on the floor.]

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
BROOK. IT'S NOT FUNNY! [B| Kicking you so you end up skidding into that pink puddle. COME JOIN THE PARTY, MAN]

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Y-You should see your- ack! [SKIDDING. Now he has a glittery pink stripe running up from the seat of his pants to the back of his afro.]

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Sanji's gonna get up, carefully pick his way over... and then flip you, linefacing the entire way.

There. Now you're matching on each side B|]

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ffff, just as he was picking himself back up! FACEPLANT.]

Blech! [He'll sit right back up, trying to scrape the paint off of his teeth... and still laughing all the while. Because this is fun, silly and the paint totally has to be washable.]

Yohohoho! I really have missed you, Sanji-san!

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Brook, he kinda wants to kick your teeth in. B| He is covered in undignified paint and is craving nicotine something fierce, not to mention he's back in this hellhole that he didn't remember existed and--

... ffffff.]


Hahahaha! [Despite himself and the current of emotions he's been riding today, nothing but a huge belly laugh escapes because you look ridiculous]

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
[And he's not even covered head to toe in it like you! Laughter is contagious though, and since he really hasn't stopped it doesn't take much to get him going again.

A good laugh with a friend like this is long overdue.]

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yohohoho...! If I laugh anymore, I think my sides would split! Even if being a skeleton, I have none!

[...and laughing again. Eventually he'll get a grip on himself though, and push himself back to his feet, though.]

Ah... where did you say that lighter was? I can reach it for you!

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, forget about it for now. [The last of his chuckles die out, and he flops down on the floor to sit for a spell. Laughing tired him out.] I'd just get shitty paint on the damn thing.

[He arches a brow in Brook's direction] Say, Brook... how long have you been in Luceti? [He wasn't around before Sanji was sent home]

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
Since my return here, I suppose you mean?

[Sanji was still here when he left, but he wasn't when he got back, he knows.]

Nearly a month now - it's the fourth of November here, by the way.

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... [A pause]

And where - when are you, back home? Have we reached Fishman Island yet on your end?

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[identity profile] skulljokelol.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods enthusiastically.]

We have indeed! Long enough to get into some trouble there, but no one seems to remember that but myself.

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
No one seemed, you mean. [Grin] Guess I don't have to spoil the big shitty surprise for you.

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