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Sanji "flaming bullshit" Vinsmoke ([personal profile] concasse) wrote2011-11-04 04:27 am

001↠ Action/Voice

[There is something extraordinarily jarring about finding yourself in a chilled, unfamiliar forest, when two seconds ago you were under the sea, fighting off a legion of crazed fishmen. The blonde man clad in the usual New Feather's garb is none too pleased with this switch once he gathers his bearings, and he sets off in a direction that might be right, straining to hear any sounds of battle, only half-mindful of the journal he hasn't ditched yet. The hows and whys can wait until he's back with his crew.

He'll come across the town, eventually, once a certain child skipping school sets him straight. And it will feel like the longest half hour of Sanji's life, hearing what she says to him -- and once she's safely back home and past her tears, he's going to... head straight to the grocery.

Cigarettes. Need them. Now. He flies through a pack of the damn things before grabbing another, shoving it into a flimsy pocket like it's his last sane lifeline. It might as well be. Navigating back home (...home), along an all-too familiar path, makes his head and chest hurt from the seeping memories.

Heh, what a load of shitty bull. He doesn't want to be here. Except he sorta does. Maybe. And damn, it'd be nice if he could make up his mind.

There will be no such luck today. He goes home, combing the house for available crew members; any kind of anchor and stability. And after that, there's the clothing shop for his suits. Then Seventh Heaven. Then tracking down every person his memory supplies a name for - Xion. Miyabi. Sayo. Katara. Vash. Wolfwood. Isamu. Shit how many are there? - until his head feels too full and he goes to collapse at the bar around evening. Only then does the journal open.]


... Oi. [Fuck, where does one begin? Let's start with a name] It's Sanji. [Pause, and then with tired ire] Guess you shitheads aren't rid of me yet.


[ooc: If you think Sanji would look for your character... then he would probably look for your character. XD So yeah. << RUN INTO HIM ANYWHERE, previous CR or otherwise! He's all over town, and I care not for these things called continuity and time (save for who finds him in the forest - that honor goes to Elicia.)]
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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-07 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, please! [Dude, don't mix the dirty ones in! He was going to eat those! Hmm, maybe it can be a five minute rule when it comes to donuts.]

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Eyeroll. YEAH HE FIGURED MAKING YOU FOOD WAS IN HIS FUTURE.]

You can wait a few days for 'em. But until then -- [He holds up the bag] You gonna eat all these or no? If not, I'll take them.

[waste not the food. Dx]
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goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I didn't do it!!)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-07 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Have you ever had food snatched out of your hands so quickly before Snaji?

Okay, food that wasn't meat.]


No, no! I'll take them. [Even if they're all smashed now. Weep!]

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[... That was impressive]

Good. [Pleased grin]

Don't worry; I'll make you a fresh batch sometime soon.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I spy with my little eye something CUTE)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-07 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
You will!? Oh, man! I can't wait! My mouth is watering just thinking about it! Ahahahaha~!

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
...

Or maybe I should just put you on a shitty diet instead.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (You keep talking but I'm not listening)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-07 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! I'm just fine! Not an once of flab on this perfectly trained body! So don't you worry about that!

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Do you even know how much nutritional value donuts have in them?

[The answer is none. B|]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Phear my finger gun!)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-08 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Enough for me! [He knows, he just does not care.]

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-08 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Tchhhhhh. Don't know why I bother with you, shithead. [Which means, yes, he'll make your damn donuts, complaining all the way]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I solemnly swear that I am up to no good)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-09 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Vash just grins a huge grin.] I dunno, it could be my charming good looks, my excellent personality, or even my wits!



...or maybe it's to keep me from telling everyone how lovely you look in a dress? [He'd never, but look who's been working on his trolling while you were gone!]

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
-- [/brb BSODing.

No, really.]




Two shitty years--!!

[Your trolling is super effective, Vash! To the point Sanji is a sad shell of a man huddled in the corner, pounding on the ground in agony.]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (OMFG WUT!?)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-10 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, Vash hadn't meant for it to go quiet that far. And what did he mean two- oh, wait. Didn't Sanji once tell him that he got stuck on an island that was full of- Oh. Oooooooh.

Oooooooooooooooooooh.]


YOU WERE ON THAT ISLAND FOR TWO YEARS!?

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Shit, that's right. Vash knows.

And maybe that would have bothered him once, but to Sanji, all that means today is that he has someone who understands the full range of his suffering]


Two fucking years in that hell, always on the run, kicking those shitty okama off me-- [HNNNNNNGH] Do you know how hard it is getting cigarettes when the damn manager of the store is trying to put you in a shitty corset?!
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Hey!!! Me likey!)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-10 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Did you take the chance to try to quit? [Understanding full range of suffering does not always mean full range of sympathy.]

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
-- Shithead, are you kidding? [There's a reason he still went into that store. B|]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (What do you mean I don't look innocent?)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, one can hope I gu-
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Say what!?!?)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-10 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
WAIT! You're not still trapped there are you!? I think you have some make-up still smeared on your lip! You should wipe that off before someone sees it! [Poor Sanji, all of Luceti could have figured out his secret!]

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
What?! [Sanji's in enough of a panic that his hand flies up to his lip, wipes at it desperately, and pulls it back to find...

Nothing?]


What make-up? [And then after a pause filled with common sense] And I haven't been in that hellhole for a week at least...

[He rounds an unpleasant stare Vash's way] This your idea of a joke, bastard?
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I was doing something....)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-10 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Eh? A jo-
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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-10 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Is that- Ahahaha! Sorry! False alarm! Sorry! I didn't realize you just started to try to grow a mustache! HAHAHAHA! Maybe in a few more days it will look a bit better than a smear!

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[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, that's what you meant.

[An honest mistake!]

[identity profile] odastillhatesme.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
You wanna repeat that?! [After Sanji smears your face across the pavement, mind.]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (But Sanji; what do you mean I can't top?)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-10 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hm? You mean that it might look better in a few-
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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2011-11-10 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
WHAA! [THAT'S A KICK HE REMEMBERS TOO WELL!]

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