[ LOOK. He likes going on dates and doesn’t want them to stop because SOMEONE got arrested for burning a jogger alive. Thank. ]
A little singe would have been enough.
[ YUSUKE NO. ]
Literally. Come on— [ Sanji’s hand is his now. Time to drag him. ] There’s probably another, quieter bench with an equally lovely view along here somewhere.
[MMMM YUSUKE YES? That moment when his boyfriend is only slightly less cutthroat than he is and Sanji is looking plenty mollified upon being dragged away.]
Fine, we'll do it your way. [The asshole lives to see another day! They need to keep track of how many people Yusuke saves daily by being Sanji's compass.]
I think I saw a bench nearby... [Glancing over Yusuke's shoulder before he finally keeps pace. Less dragging, more walking hand in hand. See? He's behaving!]
Thank you kindly. [ Sanji's hand gets a gentle, yet happy squeeze. He's doing good. Yusuke is proud. ] Honestly, any bench will do. The view anywhere along here is glorious... I don't think we can go wrong.
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I would agree that as the moving party he should've been more aware of where he was moving to, but you did set his hair on fire.
[ WHICH IS KIND OF. AN EXTREME REACTION. ]
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[SANJI NO, get that grin off your face.]
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Third degree burns might have been though.
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... Alright fine, maybe the crime didn't exactly fit the punishment.
He's lucky you were there to chill his shit.
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A little singe would have been enough.
[ YUSUKE NO. ]
Literally. Come on— [ Sanji’s hand is his now. Time to drag him. ] There’s probably another, quieter bench with an equally lovely view along here somewhere.
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Fine, we'll do it your way. [The asshole lives to see another day! They need to keep track of how many people Yusuke saves daily by being Sanji's compass.]
I think I saw a bench nearby... [Glancing over Yusuke's shoulder before he finally keeps pace. Less dragging, more walking hand in hand. See? He's behaving!]
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...
He does his best. ]
Thank you kindly. [ Sanji's hand gets a gentle, yet happy squeeze. He's doing good. Yusuke is proud. ] Honestly, any bench will do. The view anywhere along here is glorious... I don't think we can go wrong.