[ NOT GONNA LIE THAT'S CUTE. Chou also sounds fat like chow, but that's fine. ]
What I want from you is... [ LONG PAUSE. ] For you to calm down a bit? He's fine, eating, sleeping a bit more, and he's been painting towards the direction of his house.
Because that was... easy. And he isn't used to easy. It's enough to prompt a narrowed frown aimed his cellphone, considering the implications -- most likely just a friend of Yusuke's asking Sanji to calm his tits here, no reason to be upset -- but Sanji wasn't taught to think that simply.
There's gotta be an ulterior motive in play when people give you shit for free.
... God, he's paranoid.]
That's hardly a trade. Name something else on top of that.
[ Akira is 19 years-old and what information he has over Sanji is just where Yusuke will be painting... Please, boy. He's dumbfounded, taking a while to really let that sink in.
Eh? ]
No, that's it. You're his boyfriend, so I think you should know.
[ He doesn't know Mr. Grumpy so much, but this is starting to paint a picture. ]
Got it. You can also call me whatever French word you want.
[ Like he forgot that gibberish last time he walked in on them having a moment on the living room couch... He had Haru translate it for him. Which reminds him of something? ]
If you need some tips on speaking Japanese, I can give you those, too.
[ ... Sanji is so perfect for Yusuke. A weirdo 100%. Also, to be compared to Baren is like being compared to a toddler.
That's rude. ]
That's a lot of work... If you're going to put that much effort, you should go big.
[ ... ]
Like posting a homily on the network that ruins your reputation completely by painting you as those bad boys that pick up stray kittens when no one's looking and how you're the role model the next generation needs.
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whispers misfire
at least pick up d▒nner.
yeeeees
[HELLO]
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he d▒dn't tell y▒u, either?
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he doesn't t▒ll me sh▒t
but it's n▒ good if h▒'s not telling his ro▒mmates anything either
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it’s probably not a ▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒.
[ ............. ]
but i’m worried.
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its why ▒ wanted to find h▒m
▒lying ain't worki▒g for me rn so i'm stuck ▒alking
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i'▒e been ▒▒▒▒ing him, but sometimes i ▒▒▒▒ him.
[ what ]
*stalkin▒, stalk▒ng, and l▒se
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[... What]
did u say st ▒▒k?
gdit wh▒t is wrong with ▒y phone
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He'll just call Sanji. ]
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Oi.
[NOT EVEN A "HI". He's in a bad mood...]
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I have an idea where he's going, but it would be better if you ask him about it personally... It's for an anniversary.
[ And he thinks that should be enough of a hint from him. ]
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[Grump grump grump--]
I know he's not doing it on purpose, but shit, he's not even lookin' at his phone. Fuck if I can find him in this white void, too.
[GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP--]
Renard needs a goddamn bell around his neck.
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Should he play around? He should. ]
Maybe you should put a bell on Yusuke, too.
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[Truly Sanji is a great mediator of his temper in times of stress.]
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[ GENUINE ABOUT THAT since he has seen pictures from Yusuke. Maybe he should call fox friend that, too. ]
I'll tell you where he is, but I have a price.
[ As usual. ]
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[Sanji sure did name his cat "cabbage"... well okay not really, but it's a thing regardless.
Also... jesus lord, Akira]
This better mean he's actually fine and you're just fuckin with me now.
[SIGH]
Whaddya want?
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[ NOT GONNA LIE THAT'S CUTE. Chou also sounds fat like chow, but that's fine. ]
What I want from you is... [ LONG PAUSE. ] For you to calm down a bit? He's fine, eating, sleeping a bit more, and he's been painting towards the direction of his house.
[ He just gave it to him without being paid. ]
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Because that was... easy. And he isn't used to easy. It's enough to prompt a narrowed frown aimed his cellphone, considering the implications -- most likely just a friend of Yusuke's asking Sanji to calm his tits here, no reason to be upset -- but Sanji wasn't taught to think that simply.
There's gotta be an ulterior motive in play when people give you shit for free.
... God, he's paranoid.]
That's hardly a trade. Name something else on top of that.
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Eh? ]
No, that's it. You're his boyfriend, so I think you should know.
[ He doesn't know Mr. Grumpy so much, but this is starting to paint a picture. ]
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Nah.]
Ah... thanks for the tip, then.
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Akira chuckles a bit, thinking that this is like interacting with some of the stray cats he finds on the streets. ]
No problem, Mister Vinsmoke. If there's anything I can do to support both of you, I'll definitely extend a hand.
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Just "Sanji" works. I don't go by "Vinsmoke".
[He doesn't get mad. That alone is commendable. But his voice has turned a eerie neutral, like he's struggling to keep it that way.]
But thanks for the offer. Keep me updated if anything happens to Yusuke.
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[ Like he forgot that gibberish last time he walked in on them having a moment on the living room couch... He had Haru translate it for him. Which reminds him of something? ]
If you need some tips on speaking Japanese, I can give you those, too.
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[Which still somehow reminds him of Baren, and for that, Sanji can't be angry. Just kinda spooked and emotionally flustered.]
You gonna turn around and move all of my shit two degrees to the right as some form of payment?
[... Baren also did that.]
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That's rude. ]
That's a lot of work... If you're going to put that much effort, you should go big.
[ ... ]
Like posting a homily on the network that ruins your reputation completely by painting you as those bad boys that pick up stray kittens when no one's looking and how you're the role model the next generation needs.
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