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"Sanji" Vinsmoke
Oi. Make it quick, will ya?
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fabrefactions
2018-01-23 09:27 pm (UTC)
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[ CAN UNIMPRESSED STARES BE AUDIBLE? ]
None of your offerings have exactly been impressive.
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concasse
2018-01-23 09:30 pm (UTC)
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[Don't worry, Sanji's sighs take up the space.]
Mon chéri.
It means "my darling".
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fabrefactions
2018-01-23 09:40 pm (UTC)
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[ thank you for your hard work. ]
And for a moment there I thought I'd been lied to about that "romantic language" thing by Haru for over a decade.
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concasse
2018-01-23 09:41 pm (UTC)
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It's plenty romantic. We got over a hundred terms of endearment.
Just happens that a lot of 'em are food, animals, or random noises that sound cool without shitty context.
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fabrefactions
2018-01-23 09:49 pm (UTC)
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Like flea. And cabbage.
[ Seriously. ]
I certainly feel swept off my feet, well done.
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concasse
2018-01-24 01:35 am (UTC)
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[DOT DOT DOT...]
Dieu, tu dois être célibataire.
[MOVING ON.]
Well say it to some cute girl and who knows? You might still get the results you want.
[Pause]
Or guy.
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fabrefactions
2018-01-24 05:39 am (UTC)
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I am fine, thank you.
[ why though ]
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concasse
2018-01-24 05:43 am (UTC)
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[... Sanji truly doesn't know what else he expected besides that.
And asking it just too fuckin easy, so.]
Then why am I telling you all this good shit if you're not even gonna use it properly?
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fabrefactions
2018-01-24 05:47 am (UTC)
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[ asking the main point in French gets you no andwers ]
Because languages are strange, but interesting.
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concasse
2018-01-24 05:49 am (UTC)
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Another form of art?
[NEEEEERD.]
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fabrefactions
2018-01-24 06:08 am (UTC)
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There is art involving words, yes. Poetry and such. But languages are just interesting - a lot use the same, or a very similar alphabet, yet are so very different from each other.
[ I mean, yes. But also RUDE. ]
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concasse
2018-01-24 06:22 am (UTC)
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Alright, fair.
[Clucking his tongue, then muttering to himself]
Guess I better count this one as a loss.
[Being obtuse on purpose: the Sanji way. Whatever, he'll figure out the answer, damn it.]
Anyways, go finish your shit or whatever you were--
[... Wait.
Wait.]
Humor me. When's the last time you ate?
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fabrefactions
2018-01-24 12:06 pm (UTC)
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[ Sanji: still zero
Yusuke: ∞ + 1 ]
.......
[ Oh. Uh. A good question. ]
... I ate breakfast.
[ It's only, like, midday. Right?
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Right?? ]
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concasse
2018-01-25 07:48 pm (UTC)
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[It's almost 5 in the goddamn afternoon]
Shit, at least eat before you start.
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fabrefactions
2018-01-25 08:10 pm (UTC)
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[ ... Time is an illusion anyway. ]
I need to get this finished though. While the idea is fresh in my mind.
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concasse
2018-01-25 08:12 pm (UTC)
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Really?
Pray tell how long it's gonna take you to finish?
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fabrefactions
2018-01-25 08:18 pm (UTC)
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[ How long is a piece of string. ]
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... I'd estimate at least three hours, if I paint consistently.
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concasse
2018-01-25 08:21 pm (UTC)
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"At least".
[meaning if he ends up painting ten, technically he didn't lie.
Fuckin artists]
You're really telling me you can't shove a salad down your throat in five minutes or some shit?
[REMEMBER THOSE DAYS WHEN SANJI SAID HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT YUSUKE'S EATING HABITS]
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fabrefactions
2018-01-25 08:29 pm (UTC)
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If I'm honest, even if I made a sandwich and put it next to me I would probably forget it was there.
[ yeah but then he played himself and friendship happened, RIP. ]
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concasse
2018-01-25 08:32 pm (UTC)
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... How are you still alive?
[Semi-serious question. Though at least Sanji now knows why Yusuke's a goddamn stick of a person]
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fabrefactions
2018-01-25 08:40 pm (UTC)
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I still eat. I suppose I'm just used to eating less throughout the day, or simply filling up when the chance presents itself.
[ This... isn't a new thing. He's done this for a while, for multiple reasons. ]
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concasse
2018-01-25 08:51 pm (UTC)
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[A sigh]
Well, do whatever the hell you want then.
[Concern or no, he supposes it's not really his business]
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fabrefactions
2018-01-25 08:58 pm (UTC)
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... That was the plan.
[ Honestly, yelling at him via text wasn't going to get him to stop and eat a food. Buuut... ]
I will try and remember to stop and eat before the evening properly sets it, though, if that is acceptable.
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concasse
2018-01-26 06:57 pm (UTC)
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[Sanji's not about to hold his breath for this miracle to occur... All the same--]
Sure, give it your best.
[and though Yusuke can't see it, Sanji makes a shooing motion with his hand on the other end of the phone]
Now get lost, do your art thing.
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fabrefactions
2018-01-26 07:12 pm (UTC)
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[ Wow have a little faith.
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... he's absolutely going to forget and then drag himself to the fridge and eat a cheese-string at 3am. ]
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[ lovely. ]
As you say.
[ Time to go do the art. ]
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no subject
[ CAN UNIMPRESSED STARES BE AUDIBLE? ]
None of your offerings have exactly been impressive.
no subject
Mon chéri.
It means "my darling".
no subject
And for a moment there I thought I'd been lied to about that "romantic language" thing by Haru for over a decade.
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Just happens that a lot of 'em are food, animals, or random noises that sound cool without shitty context.
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[ Seriously. ]
I certainly feel swept off my feet, well done.
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Dieu, tu dois être célibataire.
[MOVING ON.]
Well say it to some cute girl and who knows? You might still get the results you want.
[Pause]
Or guy.
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[ why though ]
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And asking it just too fuckin easy, so.]
Then why am I telling you all this good shit if you're not even gonna use it properly?
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Because languages are strange, but interesting.
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[NEEEEERD.]
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[ I mean, yes. But also RUDE. ]
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[Clucking his tongue, then muttering to himself]
Guess I better count this one as a loss.
[Being obtuse on purpose: the Sanji way. Whatever, he'll figure out the answer, damn it.]
Anyways, go finish your shit or whatever you were--
[... Wait.
Wait.]
Humor me. When's the last time you ate?
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Yusuke: ∞ + 1 ]
.......
[ Oh. Uh. A good question. ]
... I ate breakfast.
[ It's only, like, midday. Right?
...
Right?? ]
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Shit, at least eat before you start.
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I need to get this finished though. While the idea is fresh in my mind.
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Pray tell how long it's gonna take you to finish?
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... I'd estimate at least three hours, if I paint consistently.
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[meaning if he ends up painting ten, technically he didn't lie.
Fuckin artists]
You're really telling me you can't shove a salad down your throat in five minutes or some shit?
[REMEMBER THOSE DAYS WHEN SANJI SAID HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT YUSUKE'S EATING HABITS]
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If I'm honest, even if I made a sandwich and put it next to me I would probably forget it was there.
[ yeah but then he played himself and friendship happened, RIP. ]
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[Semi-serious question. Though at least Sanji now knows why Yusuke's a goddamn stick of a person]
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[ This... isn't a new thing. He's done this for a while, for multiple reasons. ]
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Well, do whatever the hell you want then.
[Concern or no, he supposes it's not really his business]
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[ Honestly, yelling at him via text wasn't going to get him to stop and eat a food. Buuut... ]
I will try and remember to stop and eat before the evening properly sets it, though, if that is acceptable.
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Sure, give it your best.
[and though Yusuke can't see it, Sanji makes a shooing motion with his hand on the other end of the phone]
Now get lost, do your art thing.
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... he's absolutely going to forget and then drag himself to the fridge and eat a cheese-string at 3am. ]
... [ lovely. ] As you say.
[ Time to go do the art. ]