[why are men stupid!!!! though to be fair baren did start this one. he rolls his eyes even as he drinks the bits of wine that he remembered to pour in his own glass earlier.]
'cause wine bribes still work on you, apparently.
I could've picked the lock but I was polite this time. You're welcome.
[from now on he might just start picking the lock??]
[He can't believe that's a rule they need to establish, and yet here they are. Sanji sighs heavily to himself before turning (STILL SITTING) on the floor.]
And isn't that some kind of betrayal? Zoro'd probably piss himself in rage if he knew you were here.
[EASY!!!!! ..... well, not that easy because sometimes baren still just wants to let himself in?? but he'll play by sanji's rules for a little bit longer......
as for the rest of that - ]
Eh, he'd pout like a baby but that's nothing new to me. [pointed stare...... it's something you strawhats seem to have in common....] I do what I want when I want. He knows that.
[Wow, Baren, it's almost like you're trying to say something with that stare of yours.
Sanji's response to that is a smirk of all things. Listen, it's petty as fuck, but his mood has vastly improved now that he's armed with the knowledge Zoro is every bit a piss baby as he imagines.
It's the little things in life.]
Heh, I can imagine. [A slow shrug as he takes another drink] Oi, listen. Try to--
[go easy on him, he nearly says, except that's not his place and Sanji pauses, mouth twisting briefly at emotions that probably aren't his. Tch, fucking memories. He's only no. 2 and already hating it]
... Good luck finding everyone else. I'll help out where I can. [Another shrug]
[There's no way for Baren to know what Sanji intends on saying next but he tilts his head a bit at the reframing. A thoughtful expression passes his face before he settles on a grin, gently amused. Whereas there was the open mockery before, there's just a glimmer of pleasant surprise.]
.... You know, I'm not as shocked as I thought I'd be.
[at the openness to helping, he means. He'll take it.
He moves to wash the wine glass that he borrowed, grabbing the one Sanji used too because he's not a fuckin slob.]
[... He'll take Baren washing the dishes without complaint. That gives Sanji time to collect himself, make it a little less obvious that he prefers staring at the wine bottle suddenly, slowly turning it in his hands while what's little left sloshes around.
It's not a matter of being accommodating, that he's mindful of. It's just some basic upkeep, a preference to stay on Baren's good side. He wasn't lying - Zoro and the crew both can go to hell for all he cares.
Sanji doesn't live in the past. And besides, that ship sailed years ago.]
Nah, I'm good. [Picking himself off the floor, he puts the bottle away. Might as well save the rest for dinner]
[Breezily, a staple response without any real bite to it. It also probably doesn't mean much since he plans on leaving now anyway, wiping off his hands and running one through his hair idly. He got the information and confirmation he wanted, and checking up on Sanji went well enough too. He seems.... okay?
That said, Baren does remember the funk that Zoro found himself in when he was still without his crew. Nightmares, longing, shoving himself to the brink of death.... and while he can hope that Sanji isn't also prone to that sort of idiocy....]
Hey, don't be a stranger, fucker.
[ - it doesn't hurt to say, you know? but he'll otherwise give a wave of his hand and walk out without another word.]
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'cause wine bribes still work on you, apparently.
I could've picked the lock but I was polite this time. You're welcome.
[from now on he might just start picking the lock??]
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Don't pick my shitty locks. Ever.
[He can't believe that's a rule they need to establish, and yet here they are. Sanji sighs heavily to himself before turning (STILL SITTING) on the floor.]
And isn't that some kind of betrayal? Zoro'd probably piss himself in rage if he knew you were here.
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[EASY!!!!! ..... well, not that easy because sometimes baren still just wants to let himself in?? but he'll play by sanji's rules for a little bit longer......
as for the rest of that - ]
Eh, he'd pout like a baby but that's nothing new to me. [pointed stare...... it's something you strawhats seem to have in common....] I do what I want when I want. He knows that.
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Sanji's response to that is a smirk of all things. Listen, it's petty as fuck, but his mood has vastly improved now that he's armed with the knowledge Zoro is every bit a piss baby as he imagines.
It's the little things in life.]
Heh, I can imagine. [A slow shrug as he takes another drink] Oi, listen. Try to--
[go easy on him, he nearly says, except that's not his place and Sanji pauses, mouth twisting briefly at emotions that probably aren't his. Tch, fucking memories. He's only no. 2 and already hating it]
... Good luck finding everyone else. I'll help out where I can. [Another shrug]
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.... You know, I'm not as shocked as I thought I'd be.
[at the openness to helping, he means. He'll take it.
He moves to wash the wine glass that he borrowed, grabbing the one Sanji used too because he's not a fuckin slob.]
You got any more questions before I go?
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It's not a matter of being accommodating, that he's mindful of. It's just some basic upkeep, a preference to stay on Baren's good side. He wasn't lying - Zoro and the crew both can go to hell for all he cares.
Sanji doesn't live in the past. And besides, that ship sailed years ago.]
Nah, I'm good. [Picking himself off the floor, he puts the bottle away. Might as well save the rest for dinner]
Get lost when you've cleaned up, you cretin.
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[Breezily, a staple response without any real bite to it. It also probably doesn't mean much since he plans on leaving now anyway, wiping off his hands and running one through his hair idly. He got the information and confirmation he wanted, and checking up on Sanji went well enough too. He seems.... okay?
That said, Baren does remember the funk that Zoro found himself in when he was still without his crew. Nightmares, longing, shoving himself to the brink of death.... and while he can hope that Sanji isn't also prone to that sort of idiocy....]
Hey, don't be a stranger, fucker.
[ - it doesn't hurt to say, you know? but he'll otherwise give a wave of his hand and walk out without another word.]