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[Y'know what Sanji hates? Sharing a kitchen.
Oh, it's not that he can't play nice with other chefs, or that he's so far up his own ass that he assumes he can't learn from anyone else. But when there's only one cramped space to scratch the itch to cook, everyone's tempers get a little heated.
So he's expecting a fight the moment he clears the doorframe, mouth pressed into a foul line of dissent -- one that immediately smooths over because nevermind, there is a lady present.]
Ah shit, guess I lose this round already.
[CONCEDING DEFEAT WITHOUT A FIGHT.]
Oh, it's not that he can't play nice with other chefs, or that he's so far up his own ass that he assumes he can't learn from anyone else. But when there's only one cramped space to scratch the itch to cook, everyone's tempers get a little heated.
So he's expecting a fight the moment he clears the doorframe, mouth pressed into a foul line of dissent -- one that immediately smooths over because nevermind, there is a lady present.]
Ah shit, guess I lose this round already.
[CONCEDING DEFEAT WITHOUT A FIGHT.]
Edited 2020-06-06 15:25 (UTC)
[She's so bossy and assertive and Sanji sincerely hopes she kicks his ass]
Yes ma'aaaaaaam~! [Swaying like grass in the win from the doorway, I hate him] Here, let me prove my worth to you here and now!
[By... opening the top shelf so she can see what the heck is up there in the first place]
Yes ma'aaaaaaam~! [Swaying like grass in the win from the doorway, I hate him] Here, let me prove my worth to you here and now!
[By... opening the top shelf so she can see what the heck is up there in the first place]
[Lili is gonna watch this man have a full on aneurism in the kitchen. But for now:]
That was the plan, yes. But please, take your time, Miss~ The kitchen is yours until you're finished.
[Because space is cramped and there's not exactly a lot of stoves to work with here. He'll be a good boy and banish himself to a corner while he waits]
That was the plan, yes. But please, take your time, Miss~ The kitchen is yours until you're finished.
[Because space is cramped and there's not exactly a lot of stoves to work with here. He'll be a good boy and banish himself to a corner while he waits]
[... Huh.]
Alright, as the lady wishes~!
[He sees nothing wrong with this demand, in fact looks a little bit delighted to be showing off his culinary chops, and rolls up his sleeves of his -- oh wait, he's got that stupid shirt on. Never mind, no rolling up sleeves, he's not allowed to look cool.]
Though before we begin, you looking to be a chef, young Miss?
Alright, as the lady wishes~!
[He sees nothing wrong with this demand, in fact looks a little bit delighted to be showing off his culinary chops, and rolls up his sleeves of his -- oh wait, he's got that stupid shirt on. Never mind, no rolling up sleeves, he's not allowed to look cool.]
Though before we begin, you looking to be a chef, young Miss?
[she will just stand by, watching him rather obviously]
I know the basics of cooking by now - I've been learning over the past two weeks.
But I'd rather learn new recipes than make the same things over again. There's someone I'd like to surprise, too.
[her goal in life is to show ookurikara up all the time]
I know the basics of cooking by now - I've been learning over the past two weeks.
But I'd rather learn new recipes than make the same things over again. There's someone I'd like to surprise, too.
[her goal in life is to show ookurikara up all the time]
[A soft laugh... he's of two thoughts, frankly: that two weeks isn't enough to learn the basics of anything, especially cooking, but it's impressive she's already chomping at the bit to learn more.]
Aaah, does this young Miss have a special someone in mind~?
[Tell him who it is. If it's a dude, he'll kick their ass.]
Aaah, does this young Miss have a special someone in mind~?
[Tell him who it is. If it's a dude, he'll kick their ass.]
Aaaah, how she's cut me to the quick of my mellorine heart~! ♥
[honestly lili is the one getting the short end of the stick here, he dares turn around and wiggles in front of her like a worm on a hook]
Please, call me Sanji, a Servant always available to aid you in your endeavors, Miss~!
[honestly lili is the one getting the short end of the stick here, he dares turn around and wiggles in front of her like a worm on a hook]
Please, call me Sanji, a Servant always available to aid you in your endeavors, Miss~!
Lili-chan it is then~!
[And she says that now, but what if she needs someone to do a murder for her? Sanji's just saying! Maybe ring him up to do her dirty work]
Anyway, lemme see...
[His focus reorients itself, as does his gaze, giving the counter a clear sweep before he heads over to the fridge]
You ever heard of Jianbing? What it is, the steps to make it? Not that you gotta know all the details to appreciate good food, but if you're gonna cook, you're doing the dish a disservice if you don't consider everything that brought it into existence.
[Oh, he's -- teaching teaching her, apparently]
[And she says that now, but what if she needs someone to do a murder for her? Sanji's just saying! Maybe ring him up to do her dirty work]
Anyway, lemme see...
[His focus reorients itself, as does his gaze, giving the counter a clear sweep before he heads over to the fridge]
You ever heard of Jianbing? What it is, the steps to make it? Not that you gotta know all the details to appreciate good food, but if you're gonna cook, you're doing the dish a disservice if you don't consider everything that brought it into existence.
[Oh, he's -- teaching teaching her, apparently]
[... Honestly before he can address ANY of that, Lili is just
hm
Sanji needs a moment to just stare in both surprise, appreciation, and concern]
So you're one of the ones who took one, huh...
[A SIGH]
Well, I can't very well ask it back from you. A lady needs to be able to protect herself.
[...]
But yeah imma need one for this.
hm
Sanji needs a moment to just stare in both surprise, appreciation, and concern]
So you're one of the ones who took one, huh...
[A SIGH]
Well, I can't very well ask it back from you. A lady needs to be able to protect herself.
[...]
But yeah imma need one for this.
[she's going to go ahead and reach into her fanny pack that she wears like a satchel, unzipping it and bringing out a knife wrapped in cloth. she offers it to him, handle first]
I wasn't going to let you take it from me. [for the record]
Any chance you've seen any of the others? I've found eight, including mine.
I wasn't going to let you take it from me. [for the record]
Any chance you've seen any of the others? I've found eight, including mine.
A few. I've cut some deals so they're on loan from me.
[FROM HIM, AS IF HE OWNS THEM. And yet he says this without a hint of irony. Anyway with the knife now in his hand, Sanji returns his focus back to the counter and finally starts gathering up the ingredients he'll need.
It's quite a list: flour, soy milk, some eggs, black bean sauce, chili pepper sauce, and a few other components.]
I'm assuming there's ten or so on the loose.
[FROM HIM, AS IF HE OWNS THEM. And yet he says this without a hint of irony. Anyway with the knife now in his hand, Sanji returns his focus back to the counter and finally starts gathering up the ingredients he'll need.
It's quite a list: flour, soy milk, some eggs, black bean sauce, chili pepper sauce, and a few other components.]
I'm assuming there's ten or so on the loose.
Oh, that.
[With a thoughtful hum before he shakes his head]
Nah, it's fine~! I can tell you what I know for free.
[He sees no point in hounding a lady for what she knows when he can just as easily do the legwork himself. ]
Let's see... Well, that Taako asshole has definitely got a knife on him, though he wasn't really subtle about it, either. And uh, while this isn't someone's whose got a knife, mark Yasusada off your list. He's clean.
[With a thoughtful hum before he shakes his head]
Nah, it's fine~! I can tell you what I know for free.
[He sees no point in hounding a lady for what she knows when he can just as easily do the legwork himself. ]
Let's see... Well, that Taako asshole has definitely got a knife on him, though he wasn't really subtle about it, either. And uh, while this isn't someone's whose got a knife, mark Yasusada off your list. He's clean.
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