[action] July 6th

I've just had a lot of practice matching colors, Elicia-chan! [Sometimes with horrid results. His tone turns distracted when Vivi returns with with enough socks to stave off winter, however. What he expects is her shoving those woolen bastards down his front, but instead Sanji is treated to far more careful planning and execution than he bargained for. By the time she's finished shoving the second breast down his dress, the chef's eyes are large, horrified saucers, and his voice comes out a pathetic squeak]

I-I think these are bigger than Nami-san's...

[He is glancing down his front and holy shit he can't see his knees. AND WHY IS HE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION WITH CHILDREN? KILL HIM NOW]