[Yusuke has no idea how tempted Sanji is to ask if the guy now sitting on his lap is a doppelganger, did he just get nipped on the lip?? But he's also certain Yusuke would punch him in the jaw, or worse -- tickle him.

Yeah, not risking that]

Well, we'd be making shit for you, too. Just thought it'd be less awkward if I made that one.

[Rest assured, Sanji doesn't sound that invested in those body pillows now that he's got a boyfriend in his lap. The kisses angle lower, against Yusuke's jawline and eventually settling on his neck in rapid succession, one arm settled over the other's waist.]

... Also. You're too goddamn light, Renard.