Oh it's mutual alright. We can't stand each other- went straight to the blows and insults.
[Let him count the ways in which he hopes Zoro trips off a cliff or something... which he tactfully neglects to mention out loud. He hasn't missed the affectionate way Baren refers to the guy, and irritating as it is to witness, that's not his hill to die on today.]
And I doubt he would. Once I pissed him off properly, he made it clear he was done with me. [And here of all places, Sanji does smile, because he's an unapproachable asshole if you don't play by his rules. That's just how it works.]
And I'm not cooking just so you can bitch about how I gave you food poisoning later! [Draining his glass in one go before he barks out of short laugh] There's barely any food here, anyway.
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[Let him count the ways in which he hopes Zoro trips off a cliff or something... which he tactfully neglects to mention out loud. He hasn't missed the affectionate way Baren refers to the guy, and irritating as it is to witness, that's not his hill to die on today.]
And I doubt he would. Once I pissed him off properly, he made it clear he was done with me. [And here of all places, Sanji does smile, because he's an unapproachable asshole if you don't play by his rules. That's just how it works.]
And I'm not cooking just so you can bitch about how I gave you food poisoning later! [Draining his glass in one go before he barks out of short laugh] There's barely any food here, anyway.